Top Ten Rewind: Childhood Favorites

This week the Broke and the Bookish are revisiting topics they missed the first go-round.

1. The Henry Huggins/Beezus and Ramona series (Beverly Cleary)

These books were among the first I ever checked out at the library. I believe I began with Ribsy, the story of Henry’s dog getting lost and finding his way back home. As a kid I dearly wished I lived in Henry’s neighborhood, and some of my childhood adventures were in part an attempt to emulate him — in the building of a clubhouse, for instance.

2. The Boxcar Children Series, Gertrude Chandler Warner

I saw these first at a book fair at school and grew inexplicably excited about them.  The series follows the four Alden orphans and their dog, Watch. The orphans decided to run into the woods rather than live with their grandfather, whom they’d heard was “very cross”.  Eventually they learned that gramps was a swell guy and moved in with him, where they solved mystery after mystery.  I had an entire shelf lined with their books.

3. Back in Action,  Elvira Woodruff

Another bookfair prize: in this, a kid uses a powder to both bring his toys alive, and shrink himself down to their level where he has adventures with them. This appealed to me immensely because other than reading and wandering in the woods (like Calvin, only without a tiger companion) , most of my childhood was spent outside playing with toys, building forts and dungeons and such out of wood, cinder blocks, and other miscellaneous objects. (A wrapping paper tube was used as a slide to the Vehicle Pool, while big D batteries were explosives.)

4. Indian in the Cupboard Series,  Lynne Reid Banks

Similar to Back in Actions: if you’ve never had the pleasure, this series concerned a magical cupboard which could bring toys alive. These toys were not merely sentient pieces of plastic: they were real people, and through them Omri  explored the world of the past.  Sad as it sounds, this series is probably responsible for my childhood knowledge of the French and Indian War and the Algonquin Indians.

5. Goosebumps, R.L. Stine

My mom bought me “Let’s Get Invisible!” and it thrilled me. The books became an obsession of mine throughout childhood, to the point that my very conservatively religious parents were alarmed:  while Let’s Get Invisible seemed harmless, other covers sported mummies, ghosts, and vampires.  Goosebumps was a national craze for a while: my home library even hosted a “Goosebumps Fan Club” .

6. Bruce Coville’s sci-fi series



Strange as it seems, Aliens Ate My Homework! was probably my first introduction to science fiction. I hadn’t  encountered Star Trek before reading it, otherwise I would have been deeply amused at book three, The Search for Snout — in which a human boy assists a multiracial crew of peaceful aliens in finding their logical comrade, Snout…who is missing and was presumed dead. He’s something of a father-figure to the boy, who helped the aliens before in defeating a villain of some kind.

7. Redwall, Brian Jacques



It’s um..like a medieval fantasy story, only with woodland creatures instead of people. Redwall was the first ‘epic’ novel I ever read.

8. The Matthew Martin Series

This is more preteen than childhood, but Matthew Martin was the ultimate cool kid for me. I didn’t watch a lot of Saved by the Bell, but Matthew was sort of like Zach, only he could use computers. I can’t remember much of what Matt did, beyond fighting with girls and later flirting with them.

9. Wayside School, Louis Sachar



Welcome to wacky Wayside Elementary! The city wanted a one-story school  with thirty classrooms, but instead they got a thirty story school with one classroom per floor! One of the teachers is a witch, one of the students is possibly just an opossum wearing a lot of rain coats, the thirteen floor doesn’t exist (except for when it does), and if you happen to get a bunch of cows on the top floor, they won’t come back down. The book focuses on one classroom, filled with kooky characters.  The series is absurdism for children, and I’d buy used copies for myself if I ever thought of it.

There was also a math-related spinoff series (Sideways Arithmetic is the book I remember) which adult reviewers call “quite clever”, but which confused me utterly back in the day.

10. Great Illustrated Classic Series

Ah, the series which introduced me to so many books — The Call of the Wild, Black Beauty, The War of the Worlds,  Journey to the Center of the Earth, Robinson CarusoDr. Jekyll and Mister Hyde, Dracula,  and Around the World in Eighty Days are just a few I remember.  The books were abridged version of their real inspirations, possibly restyled in parts to be more readable to children growing up distracted by video games and television, and illustrated amply. For the past few years I’ve been revisiting some of the books I read in that series..

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Open Secrets

Star Trek Vanguard: Open Secrets
© 2009 Dayton Ward
448 pages

In Reap the Whirlwind, Vanguard commander Diego Reyes took some drastic steps to prevent the secret of Vanguard Station and the Taurus Reach from claiming more innocent lives — steps which have earned him the ire of both Starfleet and the Klingon Empire. While Starfleet is content to court-martial him for treason, the Klingons will settle for nothing less than Reyes’ head on a plate. (Which they would then…possibly eat?)  Tensions between the Federation and its rivals continues to mount, especially after Starfleet’s lead scientist on the Vanguard project vanishes inside a Klingon transporter beam. As the friction builds, a flotilla of Klingon cruisers approaches the station with weapons loaded for bear.

Open Secrets almost seems like a break in the action in the Vanguard series. While the science investigation continues, much of the book’s focus is on the decaying political situation, the trial of Commodore Reyes, and the slow recovery of Commander T’Pyrnn, who is trapped in her own mind on Vulcan.  Because Ward and Mack have built such strong, varied, and sympathetic characters in the last three books, the focus on their trials here — mostly separated from constant action — carries the novel well. Ward also works in more TOS references than preceding books: it opens and ends with references to a Star Trek episode.  Reyes is one of my favorite characters, so I read with interest. Worth reading for the characters, but this is probably the book most easily to summarize through a recap in following novels. It has one of my favorite pieces of covert art in the series, though.

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The Archer’s Tale

The Archer’s Tale (originally released as Harlequin)
374 pages
© 2001 Bernard Cornwell

In the first decade of the Hundred Years’ War, a French raiding party sacked a small coastal town in England, called “Hookton”.  Ordinarily the destruction of this village would be of little note to anyone, but one of its inhabitants — who, with a bow, shot fear into the hearts of the raiders — wants revenge.A sacred relic — the Lance of Saint George, Patron Saint of England — was stolen from Hookton’s church,  and he has been tasked with restoring it to England.  Thomas’ path takes him to France, where the army of Edward III — King of England, and, if all goes well, King of France — is busy ravaging the countryside in brutal raids called chevauchée. Thomas takes to war happily, but his temper threatens to make him an outcast, making recovery of the relic a necessary act of penance. As he looks for the man who stole the Lance,  Thomas discovers his family’s complicated history and is tasked with nothing less than saving all of Christendom by finding the Holy Grail.

The Archer’s Tale is the beginning of Bernard Cornwell’s Grail Quest trilogy. Its conclusion enthralled me last year when I inadvertently read the capstone book (Heretic) out of order, and the medieval setting left me yearning for more. I launched into the Saxon Stories series, which has solidified my interest in Cornwell. The Archer’s Tale does not disappoint, introducing me to the three principle characters of this trilogy while sending young Thomas through some of the early battles of the Hundred Years War — culminating with the Battle of Crécy, in which the French attempt to capture the Prince of Wales.  As usual, characterization is strong –Cornwell introduces two strong female characters to toy with Thomas’ emotions, and his relationship with one of the villains makes for fascinating reading. Cornwell also shows off his skill with saturating just a few sentences with drama, especially when he’s  about to lead the reader into battle.  I’m looking forward to ‘completing’ this trilogy by reading the second book, though I note with concern I am starting to exhaust my library’s complement of Cornwell novels.  I’d like very much to read the Warlord Chronicles, but someone appears to have stolen them from my library’s shelves.

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Echo Park

Echo Park
© 2006 Michael Connelly
405 pages

Listen to the first chapter being portrayed in film here. 

Harry Bosch may not be the most charismatic, popular, or politically savvy detective in the Los Angeles Police Department, but he takes every case seriously and keeps pursuing leads until he gets his man.  For thirteen years, the case of Marie Gesto has bothered him:  the young woman disappared more than a decade ago, and neither Bosch nor his partner were able to find any suspects. For over a decade, Marie has haunted Bosch, but now her case may be on the path to resolution. A squad of police detectives working on a burgular case chanced to catch a serial killer at work, and in exchange for commuting his death sentence to life in prison, the man — Raynard Waits — has volunteered to confess to thirteen murders, including Gesto’s.  Solving thirteen cases in one fell swoop would be a godsend to several police officials hoping to prosper in the upcoming elections, but they can’t be sure the man is legitimate. Given his history with the case, Bosch is asked to confirm the man’s story.

Like every other Bosch novel I’ve read, Echo Park sees Bosch following his gut and running afoul of police politics while dating an FBI agent who happens to be helping him. This time the odds are higher: if the confessor’s story is legitimate, then Bosch and his partner missed a vital clue thirteen years ago, and the weight of the killer’s resulting murders now sits upon their shoulders. Bosch doesn’t give a damn about the political ramifications, but the thought that negligence on his part contributed to the death of twelve more young women agonizes his conscience.  That aside, something about the killer doesn’t sit right with him — and as he digs deeper, he realizes there’s more afoot here than a killer pleading for leniency.  Echo Park is as much a story of politics and conspiracy as it is a murder whodunit.

As usual, Connelly’s setting of Los Angeles is alive, and the neighborhood in question really exists. Its greatest strength — besides a villain who takes his inspiration from medieval legends — is the conflict within Bosch as he struggles with the idea that he screwed up.  Police detectives on television and in books are often portrayed as following their instincts before evidence, and usually being proven right, and the possible shakeup intrigued me. Would Connelly make Bosch face the consequences of misplaced judgment….or would he keep to the standard approach and see the detective triumph in the end?

I’d call it a ‘fairly good story’. I’m lending my copy of the book to my sister to see how she’ll take to Connelly and Bosch.

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What Catholics Really Believe

What Catholics Really Believe: 52 Answers to Common Misconceptions about the Catholic Faith
© 1992 Karl Keating
155 pages

Last week a friend of mine introduced me to the chat client PalTalk, and since then we’ve been spending our evenings together, usually participating in or listening to conversations about religion and philosophy. We’re both especially fond of a room called “Catholics What We Believe and Why” because of the genial host, and my experience in there has proven to be elucidating — though it also makes it plain to me how shallow my understanding of Catholicism: I know only what I have gleaned from the study of European history.

Unfortunately, that limited understanding has not been much remedied by this book, in part because it is written by a Catholic to Catholics: Keating doesn’t explain the tenants of Catholicism to outsiders, and his answers to many questions seem to be written more to assure or calm concerned Catholics who are having their doubts than to satisfy the serious student. Though Keating is regarded well by Catholics (at least those I’ve asked), his answers to more meaty questions (regarding the inerrancy of the Bible, for instance) were frustratingly simplistic — like applying a band-aid to a bullet wound. When commenting on contradictions within the Gospels, for instance, he chooses an example that can be easily reconciled with a little imagination and expects the reader to be content that this example speaks for the rest.  Fixing a single pot-hole doesn’t repair the rest of the street, to say nothing of the broken bridge.  Perhaps all of the contradictions can be resolved with sufficiently creative imaginations, but convoluted what-if scenarios are unnecessary, unhelpful, and unconvincing to outsiders. Keating encourages Catholics worried about the integrity of the Bible to view it through Catholic eyes, to assume it is inerrant…and then all will be well. You only see contradictions if you’re LOOKING for them, he says. I have no idea how someone can write that so un-selfconsciously. Again, it speaks to consoling readers rather than fundamentally resolving the issue.

Though Keating’s work has the benefit of being conversationally easy to read, what information I learned from it I could have gleaned from another book just as well — and perhaps from an author with a more respectable approach.

Related:

  • The Jewish Primer: Questions and Answers on Jewish Faith and Culture, Rabbi Dr. Shumuel Himelstein  
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Teaser Tuesday (5 April)

Once again, it’s Tuesday Teaser…time..
..or it will be at some point.

As he walked down the hallway, I remember watching with anthropologist-like fascination and thinking, This is interesting, watching these college kids get indoctrinated in the U.S. military; you can see that they’re afraid. I wonder if the drill instructors practice this, the walking-down-the-hallway moment. I wonder what’s going to happen next.  Staff Sergeant Lewis grabbed me by the green collar of my fatigues, walked me back three steps, pressed me against the wall, and yelled, “Join the rest of this sorry group!”
I realized then that I was actually in the Navy.

The Heart and the Fist: The Education of a Humanitarian, the Making of a Navy SEAL. Eric Greitens.

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Gallows Thief

Gallows Thief
© 2002 Bernard Cornwell
297 pages

It’s the year 1817, and the conflict between England and Napoleon which dominated the minds of Europe for nearly two decades is finally over — and yet, still haunting those who survived it. Captain Rider Sandman returned home from fighting in Spain and at Waterloo to find that his father had driven the family into debt and shot himself. Though of ‘noble’ lineage, Sandman is now penniless and without prospects, save his skill at cricket. His skill at “batting” may keep him from starving, but it won’t be enough to marry his longtime love. Thus, when Sandman is asked by the Home Minister to investigate and confirm the guilt of a man who will soon be executed for the murder of a noble, he accepts the generous fee offered and sets about the task of obtaining a confession.

Naturally, it’s not that simple. As soon as Sandman questions the man, he realizes the account of his guilt can’t be true. Fortunately for the accused — a painter who had the bad luck to leave an aristocratic lady’s home shortly before her rape and murder — Sandman is a firm believer in Justice.  England means something to him: he didn’t help defeat Napoleon just to come home to a land where the innocent are hanged.  As his investigation continues, Sandman stumbles upon a secret society of artistocrats who will murder just to prove they can get away with it; if Sandman doesn’t leave things be, he may become their next victim.  Sandman must race against time with multiple lives hanging on the balance, and the painfully suspenseful ending will keep readers on the edges of their seats until the final page.

Given that I’m chiefly familar with Cornwell’s military work, this diversion into detective work came as a pleasant surprise. The writing and characterization are up to Cornwell’s usual standards, and to them he adds  a barrage of period slang (“flash“) and a generous dollop of cricket discussion. This last would have had me utterly confused were I not familiar with some cricket terms (courtesy of a Regency take on “Who’s on First?” which uses terms like ‘bowler’ and ‘wicket-keeper’ for pitcher and catcher).  Both bring the post-Napoleonic setting more to life, though for some reason I suspect Cornwell was amused to be able to use either. I for one would have been interested in seeing a Rider Sandman series of mysteries — like most of Cornwell’s protagonists, Sandman is strong, wily, courageous, and ‘a good man’ —  but it’s been  over eight years since Gallows Thief first saw the light of day.

Gallows is an fun,  tense mystery novel set against the grim backdrop of public executions: those interested in both historical fiction and detective stories should find it especially appealing.

Related:

  • the Richard Sharpe novels, the main character of which may have been mentioned here. I am not sure, but Sandman refers to a certain green-jacketed rifleman with remarkable shooting prowess. 
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These Weeks at the Library (15 March – 30 March)

I picked up a couple of novels from the the library’s bookstore (which sells discarded and donated books) during my visit to the library today; Michael Connelly’s Echo Park,  one of his Harry Bosch mysteries; and Crossover, a Michael Jan Friedman story in which Scotty steals a museum ship (the Constitution-class Yorktown) and races off into Romulan territory to rescue Spock.  I’ll probably read Echo Park soon, given that I’ve given up on trying to read the Bosch novels in order.

Selected Quotations:
I forgot to write down quotations before I returned the books, but I did post a few to my facebook news feed as I read them.

“One of my men saw something moving and challenged it. When it did not say anything, he fired his machine gun.”“Oh, so there’s nobody out there,” Musulin said, lowering his weapon. “Only cow. Now dead cow.”


– p. 215, The Forgotten 500: the Untold Story of the Men Who Risked All for the Greatest Rescue Mission of WWII


“We’ve just had the President of the United States blown to hell and gone by a lunatic. We’re not going to paralyze ourself with a political fight. And as far as the courts are concerned, let’s be serious: there’s no way on earth the public would ever stand for a court deciding who is going to be the President.”



p. 19, Then Everything Changed, the first of several references to Bush vs. Gore in 2000.

“You didn’t dare have more than two shooters at a time. The little birds rocketed upward in every direction, scattering in order to confound their predators. In the excitement, hunters swung their guns about so wildly that three or more shooters would post more of a threat to each other than to the quail.”

p. 11, A Man in Full. Obviously not a book Dick Cheney ever read. 


Potentials for Next Week:

  • The Heart and the Fist: the Education of a Humanitarian, the Making of a Navy SEAL. Eric Greitens
  • Roman Games: A Plinius Secundus Mystery, Bruce Macbain. Pliny the Younger must settle a mystery before the games are done in Rome, or a household of slaves will be put to death.
  • Gallows Thief, Bernard Cornwell, set during a soldier’s post-Napoleonic Wars homecoming.
  • Let Nobody Turn Us Around: Voices of Resistance, Reform, and Renewal — An African-American Anthology. Edited by Manning Marable and Leith Mullings
I had intended to check out a science-fiction author, but I forgot his name “DeHandler? Handel?” and the library’s computers were down so I couldn’t check on the recommendation. (Joe Haldeman, for future reference…)
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Teaser Tuesday (29 March)

Teaser Tuesday again…and for the first time in a long time, I’m almost playing by the rules! 😉

Let us completely drive away foul habits, as we would base men who have done us great harm for a long time.
The possession of the greatest riches does not resolve the agitation of the soul or give birth to remarkable joy — nor does the honor and admiration of the crowd, nor any other of those things arising from unlimited desires. 

p. 81 and 85, The Essential Epicurus. Both of these are from his Vatican Sayings.

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Bomber

Bomber
© 1970 Len Deighton
424 pages

June 1943. The world is at war. Hitler’s armies have encompassed the bulk of Europe, and the Allies are not yet prepared for a land invasion of Europe. For now,  the United States and United Kingdom are engaged in an extensive strategic bombing campaign of Hitler’s gains,  sometimes carpet-bombing whole cities in an effort to disrupt the production of arms, equipment, and munitions. One such raid has been planned for the town of Krefeld, in the Ruhr valley — Germany’s industrial heart. On the ground and in the air, Englishmen and Germans like struggle in combat against one another and against their consciences, debating the justice of their respective causes. When a pathfinder squadron jettisons its flares in a futile attempt to stay in the air,  waves of bombers assault the wrong target — the small town of Altgarden, where all the paths of our German and English characters converge in disaster.

I first heard of Bomber as the most authentic fictional account of a bombing run ever written. It’s certainly consistent with a nonfiction account of a bombing run I’ve read, and replete with small, technical details that provide for a gritty and realistic story, but  Deighton’s unanticipated story of men at war with their consciences interested me more.  The two lead characters are Sergeant Lambert, a bombing pilot whose politics and increasing discomfort with the prospect of bombing civilians makes him a target for his superiors, and Oberleutnant Victor Löwenherz (“Lionheart”),  a German night fighter whose partner Himmel discovers chilling state secrets that force both of them to question their loyalties. Löwenherz and the other German characters who feature are written as real people. They see Hitler as a necessary evil, or as at least better than the Bolshevik alternative, but they’re people — and when reading of their efforts to resist a terrifying night attack and save their city from a firestorm,  I was hard-pressed not to root for them while at the same wishing the bomber crews a safe mission. Although this is a novel set during the ‘good war’, Deighton’s portrayal is of decent people being forced to hurt and hate the other by circumstances beyond their control.  The villains of the novel are the petty politicians who attack Lambert and Himmel for following their consciences rather than blindly accepting  what they’re “supposed” to.

It is thus a stirring and detailed account of conscience amid a bombing run gone badly, one with anti-war overtones.

Related:

  • The Airman’s War, Albert Marrin
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