
Before I began this reading project, there was a short file in my head of presidents who governed too short a season, or who were too undistinguished, to merit thinking about. I did not know that Chester Arthur had anything but a set of muttonchops, or that Franklin Pierce maintained his friendship with Jefferson Davis despite the pressures of the Civil War, or that John Tyler basically established the precedent that vice presidents become president if the president is shot dead. The presidential precedent, if you will. William Henry Harrison was very high (or low) on that list of Presidents I don’t Know a Blessed Thing About: I could tell you his campaign slogan for some mysterious reason (Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!), and I knew he died after making a very long speech, but that’s it. At least with Zachary Taylor I had a mysterious image of cherries and milk that floated up when I heard his name.
So, Grandpa Harrison. He was born in Virginia, moved west, served in the military, and really leaned into that part of himself. When he asked his future father-in-law for permission to propose to his daughter, Future Father in Law asked how Harrison expected to support a family. Harrison was name-rich but money poor, something that would persist throughout his life because his business savvy was so poor he managed to invest in a distillery that failed. How do you manage to lose money making hooch? — he struck a pose and declared “My sword is my means of support,sir!”. Personally, I think that’s a bit ambiguous — he could be professing to be a pirate or a highwayman as easily as a soldier — but martial feats did punctuate his life.When he was the territorial governor of Indiana, for instance, he personally parleyed with Tecumseh (a Shawnee who he was personally awed by, but forced to fight) and then rallied his troops after a dawn ambush. The story of the ambush itself is movie-worthy: the natives said “We’ll talk about this tomorrow, why don’t you and your army camp right over there, with a stream and woods and some nice hills for us to hide behind and then attack you at dawn?”. They did attack, but Harrison — for whatever his faults — does appear to have been blessed with the ability to keep a cool head during battle.
One would think being a governor was an open door to great and noble things, but Harrison continued to struggle: most of his now-grown sons were financial drains, and at one point he was working as a clerk and badgering John Quincy Adams for appointments. As soon as Quincy had given Harrison a good one, Andrew Jackson was elected and immediately recalled him. Jackson would inspire an Anti-Jackson party, the Whigs, and eventually they would elect Harrison in large part because they couldn’t agree on anyone else. (Rather like Garfield or Truman, when Truman was the veep.) Even with increasing suffrage, politics appears to have been very much an insider’s game, with Harrison being advanced on the grounds of being 3.6 — not great, not terrible. Then he died; people used to say he’d caught a chill because of his two-hour speech in the rain, but evidently there’s now arguments he died from ‘enteric fever’.
Grandpa Harrison’s life was one of constant struggle — reaching peaks then being knocked down again. He was an interesting fellow, I think — prone to florid speeches but also something of an everyman in actual company, and a touch obsessed with the Greeks and Romans. He had an idea of every man receiving military training, so that in an hour of need all men could take their place in the phalanx. His approach to slavery is complicated: he didn’t so much buy ‘slaves’ as he did buy their labor, long-term. He always changed their status to that of indentured servants who would be freed after a few years (nine appears to have been the longest term), giving them clothes and a Bible at the end of the term. Nevertheless, he resisted any attempt to quell the expansion of slavery into the western territories, probably because he was one of many southerners who had come west and brought slaves in tow. It was also good politics to say on the good side of Virginia and the Carolinas, even if in speaking to Northern states he pointed to his policy of freeing ‘servants’ after some time. He was also not a fan of hooch (…ah, now I see why the distillery failed), an oddity in a time when most people drank like fish because water could give you cholera or some other disease.
This was a surprisingly interesting book, though it didn’t rev up my engines and make me want to go on a Grandpa Harrison sidequest the way other presidents have. He’s far more of a character than his grandson, though Benjamin is more palatable to modern audiences because of his support for black Civil Rights, whereas Grandpa’s idea of progress was giving his personal slaves a contractual expiry. Harrison underscores one unexpected thing I’m enjoying about this project — how people from other eras are a lot more messy than history books give them credit for. Every so often you run into someone who plays a stereotype to the hilt, but the messy men and women are more numerous and far more interesting. Also, Gail Collins is fun Her personality really hooked me in the early parts, though she steps back a bit as the book progresses.
Up next: Well..um. I’m reading 1932, I should take a crack at Polk so I have a beautiful uninterupted stream of dead presidents from Washington to Cleveland 2: Electric Boogaloo, but I am also mindful of my promise to not make this a presidential sweeps week. In all likelihood it can’t: 1932 is huge, and none of my remaining reads are in the AP series. I’ve had my Polk book for a year and bought my McKinley this morning (on sale!), and have yet to decide on my FDR and LBJ treatments. And then…?
Sidebar: John Scott Harrison, the son of Grandpa Harrison here and the father of Benjamin Harrison is largely known for what happened to him after he died. Turns out his body was stolen, and it was found when investigators went looking for another body that had been stolen. One of the Harrison boys encountered his father’s corpse dangling from a rope in another city! How has a book not been written?! Netflix, get your Death by Lightning people on it!
Quotations
I am going to take a big historic leap and guess that if he had lived—if Anna Harrison had accompanied her husband to Washington and demanded that he carry an umbrella at all times— William Henry would still not have been the sort of chief executive who gets his head carved on the side of a mountain. He was living in a bad time for presidents, that long gray period between Andrew Jackson and Abraham Lincoln when the great cloud of slavery and approaching civil war would make everybody—even an effective president like James Polk—seem like a historic asterisk.
But it is my experience that there are not many Americans, or even many American historians, who are particularly interested in speculating on what it would have meant if things had worked out better for the Whigs.
[W]hen a British nobleman visited Berkeley after the conflict had ended, he noted rather snootily that while the exterior of the great homes of Virginia compared favorably to their English counterparts, their interiors lacked elegant furniture and decor. “I can account for my paintings and decorations, sir,” Benjamin [the Signer] roared. “Your soldiers burned them in my backyard.”
The implicit obedience and respect which the followers of Tecumseh pay to him is really astonishing, and more than any other circumstance bespeaks him one of those uncommon geniuses which spring up occasionally to produce revolutions and overturn the established order,” Harrison said. If fortune had not dumped him in the middle of the American progress westward, Harrison theorized, “he would, perhaps, be the founder of an empire that would rival in glory that of Mexico or Peru.”
“[Harrison’s] thirst for lucrative office is absolutely rabid,” President [John Quincy] Adams wrote. “Vice-president, major-general of the Army, Minister to Colombia—for each of these places he has been this very session as hot in pursuit as a hound on the scent of a hare. […] “Harrison wants the mission to Colombia much more than it wants him, or than it is wanted by the public interest.”
Webster and virtually everyone else who might have been a first choice rejected a post that had traditionally been regarded as meaningless at best. The vice president had so little to do that the men who occupied the job often never even bothered to come to Washington during their term of office.














