Azazel

Azazel: Fantasy Stories
© 1988 Isaac Asimov
221 pages

George isn’t an ordinary fellow, for in times past his ancestors possessed the arcane knowledge required to summon creatures — demons? aliens? — from another plane of existence.  The best George can manage personally is a tiny little fellow named Azazel, who — demonic appearance aside — conscientiously refuses to use his great powers to help George out.  Azazel will do favors for other people at George’s request, purely for philanthropic reasons. Too bad these favors always result in extraordinary trouble for the beneficiaries!   Azazel collects twelve stories featuring the attempts of George to help his friends out,  all of which backfire — either for George’s friend or George himself, since he invariably has an angle for putting his ethereal pocket pal to work.

The misfires are never predictable;  sometimes they’re simplistic, caused by George not phrasing his request wisely enough;   other times, the fulfilled wishes simply produce unexpected results.  One woman who wishes to become more beautiful destroys her engagement after the transformation renders her vain and less interested in her homely finance;  one man’s favorite singer gives a performance so incredible that all other music is ruined for him forever.  Other times, the wish succeeds brilliantly but it is George’s covert desires that are stymied. To a friend suffering from writers’ block on a novel, George promises him boundless creativity…if the friend will sign over 50% of his future novel earnings. The wish comes true and the man writes brilliantly — but not novels, and thus no revenue for George!

 This is light fiction, mere amusement — but I find Asimov a very companionable writer, one whose offhand comments match my taste for humorous storytelling, and for that reason I hunted a copy of this book down and brought it with me on my weeklong tour of New Mexico.

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Week of Enchantment: the Living Desert

High on a hill north of Carlsbad is the Living Desert Zoo, a nature preserve with some animal exhibits. The zoo is unusual in its coherence; instead of gathering random animals from all over the world, the Living Desert focuses exclusively on the flora and fauna of the Chihuahuan desert.

Although it appears natural, the preserve is carefully sculpted. It’s a desert garden, I would say, with interspersed animal exhibits. 
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I visited this in the afternoon, after climbing out of the Caverns, and the wind was still ferocious at times. 
The view of the town far below us, and the wind, made even placid scenes like this feel almost intense.
Dozens of these little guys, all munching on watermelon and digging little holes as shelter from the wind.
The Living Desert also featured a greenhouse of ‘succulent greens’, with signs posted warning visitors to use their own judgment about entering. Being from Alabama, the heat and humidity felt perfectly normal to me — just a June day!
As much as I enjoyed the peaceful scenery, and the occasional sight of foxes, it was time for me to move on to another town.  A town…called Roswell
…here we go. 
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Week of Enchantment: Into the Hole He Goes

My first morning in the west opened to a glorious sunrise. I was up with the dawn, for after a ride into town to eat breakfast, I intended to drive the twenty miles out to the Caverns to be there at their opening.

After a hearty breakfast of sausage and waffles, I returned to the wide-open plains south of the town, very much enjoying the 75 MPH speedlimit.  After close to two hundred miles of open horizons, the turn off into the national park area brought a staggeringly impressive change.

  A winding path carved into a rocky hill took me further and further up; this was not a path cut into dirt, but one which surrounded me with walls of rock.  As I neared the top I could feel my small car buffeted by something,  and realized upon parking that I was standing in the strongest wind I’ve felt since Hurricane Ivan. The grass growing alongside the road was virtually flattened, and I could not decide which was more impressive: that steady and exhilarating, force…or the view.

I’ve gazed down from mountains before, but the view from Chattanooga’s rocky tops was nothing like this. There, the view was hemmed in by other hills, by the abundant forests, by the city itself. Here, I looked across a seemingly infinite landscape. I was riveted, and the view was made all the more spectacular by the vault of the heavens. Far above me the sky threatened with dark gloom, but at one point the sun was breaking through; a half-dozen beams of light pierced it and created a radiant fan. Reluctantly, I broke off from staring into eternity to enter the park. It had just opened, and only a middle-aged couple entered the trail downward before I did. A park ranger briefed us on the rules before our descent into ‘the big hole’.

Where is Virgil when you need him?

 The entrance smelled, faintly; I couldn’t put a finger on it but it had the smell of damp, rot, and possibly bat waste.  That aroma disappeared as we followed the hairpin turns into the cave — though it’s more likely we simply grew used to it. The natural hike takes nearly an hour to complete, and is a spectacle in itself. The cave lighting is spare and tasteful, providing as little illumination as possible while giving the place a strange atmosphere. The lights are there, but hidden.  Our party grew larger, including a pair of younger couples and another middle aged set, this one from Taiwan. I spent most of my time in the caverns traveling with the Taiwanese, who proved very friendly.  The path down was often dark, and we used the faint gleam of the metal handrails to locate it;   although signage urged travelers to use the rails to steady themselves on the damp path, the rails themselves were moist.   If all was still — if treading steps and beeping cameras were silenced — the water can still be heard dripping, and in one area we could see the water falling upon the tip of a stalagmite.

Neither my phone nor my camera were up to the task of turning the dim light of the trail or the Big Room into many good pictures, but I will share a few snatches. One memorable sight wasn’t captured at all; this was the Iceberg, an enormous rock the size of a small house, which had fallen from the cathedral-like ceiling above us.  There were moments on the trail when even the petite pair I was keeping company with had to duck: personally, I had to crouch-watch.

The two most memorable spots in the Big Room for me were the Hall of Giants, filled with massive round formations which stand column like, and ‘fairy land’.  The cavernous aspect of the caverns can’t be captured by a photograph, though. One woman I walked with remarked that the place was like a cathedral, and that may convey some aspect of the size. But a cathedral nave is one space, and your eye can create an outline of it, can frame it to ponder. It isn’t possible  to do that in the caverns, because the spaces stretch out and vanish in darkness, only to reappear as you draw closer — and they go off at odd angles. One area is known as “The Top of the Cross”, because that part of the room is roughly in the shape of a cross or a large X. In the light, though, that shape isn’t discernible from the ground.

Needless to say, going from the top of that hill to deep within the heart of the Earth, to a place where geology isn’t something in books but something happening  audibly, visibly, was extraordinary. 
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Week of Enchantment: Go West, Young Man!

My journey west began last Saturday, when I rode with family to the Birmingham Airport. There, after saying my farewells and tripping my way through my first TSA checkpoint,  What would flying be like?   Kind of awesome, as it turned out.

The look on my face as we rose into the air and I watched the interstate and cars shrink in size was utter boyish glee, and it didn’t stop until I heard the shocking announcement that the jet was preparing for final descent into Dallas. I hadn’t even seen the Mississippi yet!

Dallas is an enormous airport, with a Skytrain trolley linking the six terminals. You can imagine my glee to ride an actual electric trolley! I was soon in El Paso, where I claimed my reserved rental (a Kia Rio of which I would grow increasingly fond), and then on my way.

160 miles of this, with a brief mountainous interlude

The road from El Paso to Carlsbad concerned me more than anything, because it appeared on the map to be a hundred and sixty miles of nothing. Combing GoogleMaps, all I found was a small cafe called Cornudas, and a border patrol station. Who would traveling this empty road? Who would help if I broke down? As it turns out,  as empty as this road is, it’s also a solid traffic corridor.  While never busy,  I always had company.  Radio stations were sketchy, but fortunately I have a large repertoire of geographically appropriate songs, from “Don’t Fence Me In” to “Should’ve Been a Cowboy”.  I warbled happily.

The Guadalupe mountains, featuring beautiful views and watchful police.

The approaching New Mexico border made me laugh, because it seemed as though whoever drew the Texas state lines had said “We’ll take as far north as the grass grows.” The seemingly-approaching desert quickly changed to plains, though, and in no time at all I was in Carlsbad.

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Return from the Rio Grande

People of the Blogosphere, I HAVE RETURNED!

Last Saturday I boarded a plane and put into motion which was months in the making. Back in May, I decided to take a vacation to the Southwest, and by the first week of June, I fixed my destination as southern New Mexico. Why New Mexico? I wanted to see something different, utterly different, and the Southwest was it.  No doubt Edward Abbey helped; his writing could woo an Eskimo to wanting to see the sun-baked wastes. But New Mexico is a curious place,  the site of many things of interest to me: the nuclear program and the early space race.  Although my initial plan was to use Las Cruces as a base to explore various sites of interest (archaeological, cultural, historical, scientific),  this developed into a driving tour of New Mexico, ranging from the Texas border to Santa Fe.

FUN FACT: If you followed my reading here, you followed me! I arranged the books’ settings and schedule to correspond to my location; so,  my Saturday landing in El Paso connected to Send More Idiots, my Sunday in Carlsbad/Roswell with Loose Ends, my drive through the mountains with Fire on the Mountain, etc. 

Basically, this area.

I have hundreds of photos, and hope to produce a few collections in the next few days that are fit for public consumption. I’ll be sharing them and stories from my travels here over the coming weeks.

COMING ATTRACTIONS:  Carlsbad Caverns, Roswell, Ruidoso, White Sands, Las Cruces, the Very Large Array, Albuquerque, and Santa Fe.

And now, some sneak peaks!

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Los Alamos

Los Alamos
© 1997 Joseph Kanon
416 pages

A man lies dead in Santa Fe, but the answer to ‘whodunit’ lies in the hills above the city — or on The Hill, the site of the Los Alamos Laboratory, where something very mysterious is being cooked up.  The Hill’s residents, many of them foreign scientists, are not even known by name; if a local sheriff asks them for their I.D., the card they present merely has a number. They are the creators of the most secret project in human history, and easily one of the most expensive: the Manhattan Project. To find out who killed the man, and why,  Army Intelligence PR man Mike Connolly must get inside the most secret place on the planet.  Los Alamos  is a murder mystery turned spy thriller, set in the last year of the Second World War,  when man took Death in his hands and released it on the desert.

The story unfolds over the course of several months, Connolly working in secret after the ‘official’ cause of death is a romantic pickup turned violent. Though Connolly has arrived on the Hill to penetrate its secrets and find a murderer, he soon creates secrets of his own, beginning an affair with a bored scientist-wife, an English rose who occupies her free time studying the Anasazi.  Working with local cops and sometimes against the government, which is rightfully obsessively secretive about the Project,  Connolly struggles to connect the dots of a very mysterious murder. The man’s death carries with it enormous scandal, not just because he was a security agent on the Hill, but because his body was arranged to make it look like a sexual liason gone very wrong.  Ultimately the resolution of the murder isn’t love, but power — the power the United States is working to perfect, power other nations want to share.

I have read Kanon before, starting with his The Good German, and found it dark indeed. Los Alamos isn’t nearly  as dreary, though an isolated mesa in wartime doesn’t lend itself to much merriment. I did enjoy the way Kanon slow-cooks the plot, minor details acquired over months creating a larger picture when they’re assembled together. In a way it reminded me of NCIS, in that a character who seems rather minor turns out to be the missing piece: in NCIS, there’s a rule of thumb that an adult who appears and is then forgotten about is usually the murderer.   I think Kanon captures the wartime feel well enough, a mix of optimism, wariness, and horror as the Nazis are drive back, but their retreat exposes the full horror of their ideology to the world.  It succeeds as a mystery-thriller, though as usual I could have gone without the bedroom play-by-play.

Related:
Engima, Robert Harris. Also WW2 spy thriller.

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The Pawnbroker

The Pawnbroker
© 2014 David Thurlo, Aimée Thurlo
304 pages

Charlie and Gordo are two Afghan War vets returning to civilian life, but as it turns out, parts of Albuquerque aren’t that much safer than Kabul. When their friend and attorney is gravely injured in a drive-by targeting someone else, the two are obliged by honor to find and wreak vengeance on the shooters. The Pawnbroker opens with the drive-by and is loaded with fist fights and shoot-outs; Charlie and Gordon’s roles in these affairs is gamely tolerated by the ABQ PD, in part because one of their officers is the live-in girlfriend of the attorney . Perhaps the definitive scene is the two leads, standing back to back and taking down a gang of tattooed gangstas with Krav Maga. The scene is later described as being one out of Rush Hour. It’s accurate, because this is a buddy-cop movie in book form, but instead of two suited lady-charmers, we have two working class soldiers turned business partners. The book is filled with the kind of action Rush Hour provides, although the wisecracking isn’t quite as abundant. The plot is reasonably tangled, so it’s an enjoyable thriller for passing time.

Comments welcome, but I’m somewhere in the mountains..

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Fire on the Mountain

Fire on the Mountain
© 1961 Edward Abbey
211 pages

Beneath the shadow of Thieves’ Mountain, Billy Starr has arrived to spend a summer with his grandfather. He has arrived in the middle of a six-month siege, however, one of increasing intensity. The US Corps of Engineers is determined to expand its missile testing range at White Sands (Alamogordo, NM),  and has been generous with the public purse to do it. Virtually every rancher in the area has sold their land to the army — but not Old Man Voeglin. Voeglin’s ranch was established by his grandfather in the 1890s,  defended against the Apache, and has  survived both drought and depression.  Voeglin rarely breaks even on it, but neither the farm nor his will has ever broken. The  army offers money? Threats? Doesn’t matter. Let them shoot the horses, break the fences, run off the cattle: this was the farm that gave life to Voeglin and his father, the place that sustained them.  There’s no money that can buy out Voeglin’s sense of responsibility, nor lessen his indigence that the government would presume to simply seize the land and remove him by force if he didn’t roll over.  So he resists, and with him are his grandson and an old friend. Together they mend the fences, ride out into the brush to find the straying cattle, and continue to tend to the ranch’s everyday needs even as they are watched by Army jeeps and bureaucrats in sweat-soaked suits.

Fire on the Mountain is a short but powerfully written piece pitting man — affectionate and frail — against the implacable will of the Man, personified here in the form of a judge, a marshal, and more than a few soldiers. They are not pitiless executors of a grand plan from above; while the plan itself is pitiless,  its human agents show as much mercy as the pressure pushing them from above can allow. Voeglin’s obdurancy — born of both love for his ancestral home and of contempt for those who would reduce it to test-range debris,  abandoning generations of work to occasionally-bombed fallowness  —  is such that they even decide to let him say, provided he vacates the area during monthly missile tests.  Yet he persists; the same sentimental attachment to the ground and the cause that has allowed him to stand up to neighbors, men with guns, and the entire Cold War might of the US Army,  keeps him from making even the slightest concession. For him, the story ends in heartbreak.  It’s not quite so wrenching for the reader, for the ending has a certain noble appropriateness to it.

Fire on the Mountain has now become the Edward Abbey book I would give to someone who had never read him.  The book builds on devotion, not bitterness  or rancor. His main characters are three men who love the New Mexican wilderness, and their place in it: they are deeply attached to one another. Even when the twelve-year old Billy is put on a train to El Paso to save him from the rage of the marshals, such is his devotion that he escapes the train and navigates his way back to the mountains.  Abbey’s bellicose attitude is still there, reflected most through Voeglin’s utter refusal to back down, but it’s directed at the book’s ‘villains’.  Add to this the writing —  over and over, Abbey’s descriptions mesmerize me, both of the landscape and of the tortuous love the characters have for it.

Comments are welcome, but  I am in the Land of Enchantment until October!
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Loose Ends

Roswell: Loose Ends
© 2001 Greg Cox
288 pages

The last person Liz expected to bump into in the depths of Carlsbad Caverns was the man who nearly killed her — would have killed her, had her lab-buddy/secret admirer not been nearby to save her life. He didn’t throw himself in front of a bullet or give her CPR, though, he merely dissolved the bullet and forced her molecules to speed-heal themselves. You can do that sort of thing when you’re an exiled alien king.  Bumping into Grumpy Murderman is a problem, not just because it brings to earth the mental-emotional turmoil that Liz has kept suppressed in the two years since she fell to the kitchen floor, bleeding from the gun — Murderman remembers her, too. He remembers accidentally shooting a girl, even if the papers covered it up, and now that he’s laid eyes on her again he’s determined to find out the truth. But first, he’s gotta blackmail an army test pilot into selling him a briefcase of UFO parts.  Priorities!

The first time I read Loose Ends, when it was released, it confused me — utterly. I’d read Roswell High, of course, multiple times. I’d memorized parts of it — and this Roswell, while featuring a lot of the same characters, was completely different. Who were the “Skins”? Why did Maria keep talking about Czechoslovakians?   I managed to get through the novel, questions aside, and put it in my Star Trek bookcase, there to be forgotten about for well over a decade.  Now I’ve read it again, and — having watched the television show on which this is based — it makes a lot more sense.   One of the reasons I’ve kept the book is because its author, Greg Cox, is more familiarly known to me as an author of Trek books. The language is odd — sort of self-censoring and clunky, as if the publishers didn’t want to be as earthy as the show. “Flying saucer” is used where another F-word might appear in the real world, and sounds really silly in the mouths of teenagers. Similarly awkward is Murderman, whose lines are so wooden they’re petrified. (That’s not really his name, but he’s a scruffy potbelly who shoots people.)

A book like this has limited appeal, I suppose, being written for a teen drama that’s since been forgotten by probably everyone, but if you’re  a fan of the show it has its moments.

Comments welcome, but I’m lost in the desert until October!

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Send More Idiots

Send More Idiots
© 2014  Tony Perez-Giese
324 pages

“What do you think of El Paso?”

“It’s an armpit.”

“I live here, and I don’t even take offense to that.”


Jon Lennox’ kid brother just disappeared in Mexico. He didn’t run off  with a woman, though, he disappeared in a place where the streets are paved with gunshells and which the neighbors call “Murder City”,  Juarez.   Everyone else has written Chris off as another cartel casualty, even though he was a real estate broker unconnected to the drug trade, but Jon  can’t let it rest.  Setting up shop in a seedy hotel in El Paso, he tries to make connections in the area that will help him discover what became of his brother.  His allies will include a telephone line-woman whose favorite word is “Cállate!”, a disgraced cop, and an Iraq war vet on disability who still lingers in the Fort Bliss area to stay close to his brothers-in-arms.  In pursuit of a man’s rescue, or just a strike back against the leading cartel, the three stumble into unspoken agreements between the American DEA and the lead gunman in Juarez, resulting in several shootouts and a climax at a Star Trek convention.

Send More Idiots is the opposite of bland, beginning in action and never resting. The moments between periods of active danger are filled with heated debate and discussion, as Jon tries to work out his next move and everyone tells him he’s a lunatic who is going to get himself killed.  His allies are no less dangerous:  the cop has his own private revenge motive, the vet’s improvised weaponry has a tendency to electrocute the user, and the linewoman’s cousin is sleeping with the mob. The characters all have a vibrancy to them — they’re audacious, desperate, and completely entertaining. No less lively is the background of El Paso-Juarez,  both gritty in their ways. The narrative frame is also unusual, the story is being delivered by…the missing person. He’s not very active, but every so  often he refers to ‘my brother’ Jon, and we’re reminded, yep – -the object of Jon’s search is the one telling the story, so something is up.  The characters suspect that something’s up with Jon, too: instead of leaving it to the private investigators and police authorities, he’s actively going into narco clubs looking for el jefe. It’s as if he wants to get into trouble, and many of those who know him suspect that this episode for him is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for adventure, an opportunity to stop being the responsible-but miserable lawyer, an obedient husband-and-son, and do something outstanding and courageous.

Send More Idiots is one of the faster-paced novels I’ve read this year, full of comic action. Definitely one to remember..

Comments welcome, but I’m on an adventure of my own until October!
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