The Last Jeffersonian

Posted on October 31, 2025 by smellincoffee

My political biography began during the War on Terror, when I developed strong feelings about foreign intervention and the military-police surveillance state.   While reading Howard Zinn in my college years, I was astonished and delighted to learn of a US President standing up against corporate interests and thwarting their attempt to take over Hawaii in the name of the United States. Although his efforts were later rendered moot when another president bowed to imperialism,   I still appreciated them. The man? Grover Cleveland. I’ve been wanting to read a proper biography of him for some time now, and when I stumbled on this in a used bookstore, I picked it up immediately. While it’s not quite what I was looking for – being more politically than biographically oriented –  it did whet my appetite for reading more about the man. 

The Last Jeffersonian introduces Cleveland as a man who was asked to step up to run for president in an hour when the Democratic party had lost its way.  Castigated as the party of secession and rebellion,  they’d been out of power for decades – but Cleveland, a man who had established a history for clean, fair governance both as a mayor and a governor, seemed to be the man to give them a fresh start.   This introduction is important to the concept of the book, because the author is writing it in a day when the Republican party was rudderless as well:    Obama had swept into power offering charisma and vision, and the best the GOP could offer was..er, Mitt Romney.   Walters largely uses Cleveland’s legacy in office to critique other executives – chiefly Obama, given the looming election, but to lesser degrees the Roosevelts,  McKinley, and FDR.    Given that the book is not that large to begin with (~200 pages),   this political sidequest  may frustrate those looking for a pure biography.

When the book is focused on Cleveland, though, it’s quite interesting.     Because it’s not a strict biography,   Walters makes the choice to organize it by theme rather than chronology.  There are chapters on Cleveland’s deportment, his domestic policy, his approach to finance and foreign policy, and so on.  As mentioned, Cleveland had an interesting history as an executive: he began as  the Mayor of Buffalo in 1881,  graduated to Governor in the mid-1880s, and ended up President.  His public slogan and private motto was that “A public office is a public trust”,  and  Walters argues that Cleveland lived up to this with zeal at each level.  Coming from a family thick with preachers, Cleveland was a man convinced of the value of virtue, especially for those serving in public office. Because this is my first Cleveland biography,  I have to take these claims with a grain of salt:    these early chapters were nearly hagiographic.   I was more interested in the chapters on monetary and foreign policy:  here, facts largely tracked with what I knew, and I think Walters was successful in explaining the significance of the gold-vs-silver debates of the late 19th century in both public policy and the economy.  

Walters describes Cleveland as Jeffersonian for good reason:  he earned a reputation in both municipal and state politics for vetoing bills,  whether to void unnecessary spending or prevent expansion of state power.   This did not make him popular, especially when he denied a bill that would pay for seeds to assist farmers who had lost some of their stock:  direct assistance was charity to be practiced by the people in themselves, not through the government.  He appears to have largely honored the maxim,  that government is best which governs least. There were exceptions, especially when it came to corporations:  Cleveland was instrumental in  creating the Interstate Commerce Commission to regulate the railroads, though the author notes the ICC quickly grew oppressive in its own right.  Perhaps his finest moment, though, was trying to keep the Stars and Stripes free of the imperial stain and pushing back against the proposed annexation of Hawaii.

This was an interesting read:   Walters is definitely writing for those strongly sympathetic of Jeffersonian ideals, and he draws on libertarians like Murray Rothbard and Ron Paul in his analysis of monetary policy.  That’s particularly relevant for this political period given that it was the “Ron Paul Revolution”:   Paul was building a huge following at the time, and connecting to the anti-tax, anti-spending elements of the older Republican base.   As we know, that’s not the  way the political winds blew:  instead of getting a Jeffersonian,     we’ve gotten a Jacksonian.    

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Ten Strange Ways to Die In Colonial Alabama

Posted on October 31, 2025 by smellincoffee

I’d intended to post this list earlier in the week for the Top Ten Tuesday freebie, but couldn’t remember the name of the book I was using, Alabama Mortality Schedule (1850, Seventh Census of the United States). I stumbled on this years ago and was immediately mystified (and sometimes amused) by the listed causes of death. As you might expect, there are a lot of diseases that are now treatable, and a great many causes of death that were unique to a more rustic age — falling from horses, being crushed in a cotton gin, and “entangled in plow gears” (yikes!). Amid the whooping cough and drownings, though, there are some causes of death that are….unusual.

Old Live Oak Cemetery
Selma, Alabama

(1) “St. Anthony’s Fire”.  That sounds like an epic way to die, but it appears to be poisoning via wheat infected by fungi. 

(2) “Milk Leg Fever“, which is the strangest way to describe a blood clot I can imagine.

(3) “Teething“.  Teething?   According to the University of Leeds,  it was common in The Olden Days for people to attribute deaths by fever or such while a toddler was teething to the teething process itself.  Oral health was serious back then: Red Gum, or gingivitis, is also listed as a cause of death. See? Flossing is important.

(4). “St. Vitus Dance“. A vernacular name for “Sydenham’s chorea”,  an inflammatory response to strep. So named because  its symptoms included bodily jerking, and people prayed for relief to St. Vitus, the patron saint of dancers.  Must have been an old traditional name, since Alabama  has never had a huge Catholic population.

(5) “Gunard Deply”.    If you’ve ever done genealogical or historical research prior to the 19th century and dealt with handwritten sources, or typed transcriptions of handwritten source texts, you may appreciate the…er, creative variety of how names, etc were taken down by census takers and the like.  “Diabeetus”, “New Monia”, and “Dysenterry” all  appear in this book, for instance, indicating that Wilford Brimley may have been older than we knew.    There’s no telling what Gunard Deply is, but ChatGPT guessed that it might’ve meant “General Debility”.    If you think that’s too vague for an official Cause of Death, please know that this book also includes “Old Age”, “Complications”, and “Liquor” as causes.  

“She hath done what she could.” The wife of one of Cahawba’s notorious drunkards. The New Cemetery, Old Cahawba Archaeological Park.

(6) “Dirt Eater”.       It is a ….thing…that some southerners, black and white, eat white clay.  I’ve even seen bags of white dirt being sold in gas stations.  One journalist who investigated this described the taste as “fresh rain on a hot day”.    Evidently some people have a taste for it, just as some people can’t eat cilantro because it tastes like soap. (I am not one of these people,  thanks be to God.)   Strikingly, this is not a one off, but appears every so often. It’s a bit sad to have an insult hurled at one’s corpse as the official cause of death.

(7) “Complications”.     Yeah,  we’ve all had that that kind of weekend.  Also see “Intemperance”.  I’d possibly add “Mortification”, which often follows intemperance and its complications, but evidently in the 19th century that referred to necrosis or gangrene.  (Relatedly: “Gravel” referred not to being stoned to death, but to kidney stones and related issues.)

(8) “Gen’l Derangement”.    I’m sure there’s a story behind this one, as with “Spinster”.

(9) “Worms”. I’m guessing we’re talking tapeworms and hookworms, not Tremors type worms. According to the University of Arkansas, parents who believed their children had intestinal worms sometimes accidentally poisoned them with snake oil products — not the only case of someone dying of the cure. One strange entry in the book, “corrosive sublimate”, proved to be mercury poisoning as a treatment for syphilis.

(10) “The King’s Evil”.   Tuberculosis in the lymph nodes!   Back then TB was referred to as “consumption”,   a handy fact if you ever want to impress a Civil War reenactor. 

Check out more strange deadly diseases over at CSI: Dixie’s “Graveyard of Old Diseases“! You can also check out mortality schedules for yourself over at Ancestry, and read about the background of their creation here.

While some of these names are amusing, and digging into what they meant proved to be both fun and stimulating, it was a stark reminder of how dangerous a place the 19th century frontier could be. There were sad stories I could glean from the data here, like an entire family who drowned together, or the constant spectre of infant mortality. Even so, there was humor to be found — from the absurd causes listed for some, to the census takers’ glimpses of humanity as they wrote in question marks behind listed causes they couldn’t understand.

Related:
Top Ten Things You Won’t Find in Today’s Local Newspapers. A list of historical papers’ features that are nowhere to be found today.

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WWW Wednesday

Posted on October 29, 2025 by smellincoffee

WHAT have you finished reading recently? Against the Machine, Paul Kingsnorth. Quotations to be posted today.

WHAT are you reading now? The Last Jeffersonian, a biography of Grover Cleveland I picked up a week or so ago at a local bookshop.

WHAT are you reading next?

Oh, great. Now I have the music in my head. The aiiiiiir is humming, something great is coming…….
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Selections from Paul Kingsnorth’s Against the Machine

Posted on October 28, 2025 by smellincoffee

But while I learned this early, it was much later that I learned something else, dimly and slowly, through my study of history, mythology and, well, people: that every culture, whether it knows it or not, is built around a sacred order. This does not, of course, need to be a Christian order. It could be Islamic, Hindu or Daoist. It could be based around the veneration of ancestors or the worship of Odin. But there is a throne at the heart of every culture, and whoever sits on it will be the force you take your instruction from. […]

The dethroning of the sovereign—Christ—who sat at the heart of the Western sacred order has not led to universal equality and justice. It has led, via a bloody shortcut through Robespierre, Stalin and Hitler, to the complete triumph of the power of money, which has splintered our culture and our souls into a million angry shards.

Cut loose in a post-modern present, with no centre, no truth and no direction, we have not become independent-minded, responsible, democratic citizens in a human republic. We have become slaves to the power of money, and worshippers of the self.

The quest for perfection is a quest for homogeneity and control, and it leads to the gulag and the guillotine, the death camp and the holy war. Even if we could agree on what perfection amounted to, we would none of us be equipped to build it.

Even if you are living where your forefathers have lived for generations, you can bet that the smartphone you gave your child will unmoor them more effectively than any bulldozer could. The majority of humanity is now living in megacities, cut off from non-human nature, plugged into the Machine, controlled by it, reduced to it.

This, then, is the Machine. It is not simply the sum total of various individual technologies we have cleverly managed to rustle up—cars, laptops, robot mowers and the rest. In fact, such ‘technics’, as Mumford calls them, are the product of the Machine, not its essence. The Machine is, rather, a tendency within us, made concrete by power and circumstance, which coalesces in a huge agglomeration of power, control and ambition. The Machine manifests today as an intersection of money power, state power and increasingly coercive and manipulative technologies, which constitute an ongoing war against roots and against limits. Its momentum is always forward, and it will not stop until it has conquered and transformed the world.

Many people have simply forgotten what it feels like not to be pulled and pushed and tugged and directed every hour of the day by the demands of the glowing screen. Many people are not paying attention.

Rebellion is necessary, if we are to remain human at all.

Looked at this way, it’s not hard to see that progressive leftism and the Machine, far from being antagonistic, are a usefully snug fit. Both are totalising, utopian projects. Both are suspicious of the past, impatient with borders and boundaries, and hostile to religion, ‘superstition’ and the limits on the human individual imposed by nature or culture. Both are in pursuit of a global utopia where, in the dreams of both Lenin and Lennon, the world will live as one. […] Today’s left is no threat to technique; on the contrary, it is its vanguard. If you have ever asked yourself what kind of ‘revolution’ would be sponsored by Nike, promoted by BP, propagandised for by Hollywood and Netflix and policed by Facebook and YouTube, then the answer is here. Progressive leftism and corporate capitalism have not so much merged as been exposed for what they always were: variants of the same modern ideal, built around the pursuit of boundless self-creation in a post-natural world. The Canadian ‘Red Tory’ philosopher George Grant once observed that ‘the directors of General Motors and the followers of Professor [Herbert] Marcuse sail down the same river in different boats.’ These days, they have abandoned their separate vessels and are sailing downstream in a superyacht together, while the rest of us gawp or throw rocks from the banks.

The West is my home—but the West has also eaten my home. Should I stand up to save it from itself? How would that happen? What would I be fighting for?

The right kind of warrior takes on his own internal demons before he sails out to take on those of others. He takes his stand, and stands his ground, without giving in to to the nihil of the age. He cleaves to what he believes in without falling into the traps laid by partisanship, anger and self-righteousness. Most of all, he works to clear out his own inner junkyard so that he can go searching for truth—and recognise it when he finds it. His war is against the worst of himself and for the best of the world, and what he is fighting for is the love he so often fails at. His most effective weapon is sacrifice. This is easier written than practiced, of course. But I think it might be the way through.

The Machine exists to create dependency. It is essentially a mechanism of colonisation.

My point is not that women should get back into the kitchen: it is that we all should, and into the other rooms of the home too. Machine modernity prised the men away from the home first, as the Industrial Revolution broke their cottage industries and swept them into the factories and mines, where their brute strength could be useful to the Machine. Later the women, who had been mostly left to tend the home single-handedly, were subject to the same ‘liberation’, which was sold to them as a blow struck against inequality. Perhaps it was, but it was also a blow struck against the home, for both sexes.

Make an idol of your nation, and you will end up sacrificing human lives to it.

If people, place, prayer and the past are the ground upon which real culture is built, many of us today would have to look at our own countries and conclude that they have no real connection to any of these. Blame the immigrants if you like—it’s always the easy option—but they didn’t strip the soul out of the nations of the West. We did. Do you think you can build your country around nothing but money and then complain when people want to come in and earn some of it themselves?

Religion in the West is effectively dead, and yet our inherent human sense of the sacred is not. In this reign of quantity, we are assured that there is nothing beyond this life, and therefore nothing that we should not try to bend into our preferred shape here and now. But at the same time, we cannot abolish our hunger for the transcendent. We are no longer interested in God, and yet God is still interested in us.

The crisis of the modern world is not a crisis of technology or politics or greenhouse gases. It is a spiritual war. What the Machine represents is our ultimate rebellion against nature: against reality itself.

This, then, is my idea of an anti-Machine politics. A reactionary radicalism, its face set against Progress Theology, which aims to defend or build a moral economy at the human scale, which rejects the atomised individualism of the liberal era and understands that materialism as a worldview has failed us. A politics which embraces family and home and place, loving the particular without excluding the outsider, and which looks on all great agglomerations of power with suspicion. The rejection of abstract ideologies in favour of real-world responses, and an understanding that material progress always comes with a hidden price tag. A politics which aims to limit rather than multiply our needs, which strategically opposes any technology which threatens the moral economy and which, finally, seeks a moral order to society which is based on love of neighbour rather than competition with everyone.

It was the pandemic—or rather, the response to it—that finally ripped up that contract for me. I had not prepared myself for enforced medication on pain of job loss, blatant media narrative control, scientists being censored for asking the wrong kind of scientific question, or ordinary members of the public being locked out of society while politicians and journalists called them conspiracy theorists and far-right agitators. I wasn’t prepared to see in my country a merger of corporate power, state power and media power in the service of constructing a favoured narrative, of the kind which had previously only characterised totalitarian regimes. When I did see it, it shook me hard, and it changed me.

The momentum of a state is always towards the centre; always towards the agglomeration of more power. No ‘conspiracy theory’ is necessary for any of this to be true, and neither do the people running the state need to be evil or ill-intentioned. It is simply the logic of the thing. A state is like a vortex or a black hole: at a certain point, it begins to suck in everything around it. As it grows, it will tell stories that justify its existence.

I don’t hate many things in this world—hate is an emotion I can’t sustain for long—but I hate screens, and I hate the digital anticulture that has made them so ubiquitous. I hate what that anticulture has done to my world and to me personally. When I see a small child placed in front of a tablet by a parent on a smartphone, I want to cry; either that or smash the things and then deliver a lecture. When I see people taking selfies on mountaintops, I want to push them off. I won’t have a smartphone in the house. I despise what comes through them and takes control of us. Takes control of me, when I let it.

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Top Ten Tuesday + Halloween Freebie

Posted on October 28, 2025 by smellincoffee

Today’s TTT is a Halloween freebie, and while that should make things easier, it doesn’t. I’m not much for Halloween: my family didn’t celebrate it as a kid, and while I’ve enjoyed quite a few costume parties in. So, I’m really leaning into the whole freebie thing. But first, the tease:

The momentum of a state is always towards the centre; always towards the agglomeration of more power. No ‘conspiracy theory’ is necessary for any of this to be true, and neither do the people running the state need to be evil or ill-intentioned. It is simply the logic of the thing. A state is like a vortex or a black hole: at a certain point, it begins to suck in everything around it. As it grows, it will tell stories that justify its existence. (Paul Kingsnorth, AGAINST THE MACHINE)

So, now to the freebie. I’m going to go with “Ten Books I’ve Been Looking At on Amazon”. I was going to do “Top Ten Strange Things People Died From in Colonial Alabama,” but the book I like to amuse tourists with is not where it should be. (Whenever I show people the library’s local history room, I like to point out some of the more interesting resources, as well as genealogical volumes with funny names like “IT’s MCCRAW, NOT MCGRAW!” )

(1) Ask Old Paths: Medieval Virtues and Vices for a Whole and Holy Life, Grace Hamman
(2) Those were the Vaqueros, Arnold Rojas
(3) Watch With Me: and Six Other Stories of the Yet-Remembered Ptolemy Proudfoot and His Wife, Miss Minnie, Née Quinch, Wendell Berry
(4) Long Live Latin: The Pleasures of a Useless Language, Nicola Gardini. Trans. Todd Portnowitz.
(5) Rebel Cornbread and Yankee Coffee: Authentic Civil War Cooking and Camaraderie, Garry Fisher
(6) Tyranny, Inc.: How Private Power Crushed American Liberty–and What to Do About It, Sohrab Amari
(7) Creators, Conquerors, and Citizens: A History of Ancient Greece, Robin Waterfield
(8) Solaris, Stanislaw Lem
(9) Taking Religion Seriously, Charles Murray
(10) The Myth of the Great War, John Mosier

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Against the Machine

Posted on October 27, 2025 by smellincoffee
. . . The machine appeared
In the distance, singing to itself
Of money. Its song was the web
They were caught in, men and women
Together. The villages were as flies
To be sucked empty.
   God secreted
A tear. Enough, enough,
He commanded, but the machine
Looked at him and went on singing.

At some point during college, I tried to work out what an ideal human society might look like. This was back when I still strongly identified with the left,  but my dreams were not of a world state and a carefully-managed economy. Instead, I  imagined something on the order of a small town,  one in which the shops were owned by locals, and surrounded by farms that were also locally owned and operated. This was a small-scale vision, a humane one, and it made me realize I might not be much of a leftist after all.  The vision was in fact nostalgic, a look at a world that agri-industrialization and globalization have since destroyed. I found kindred spirits and dreams in Chesterton and Wendell Berry, and now, in Paul Kingsnorth but his Against the Machine goes deeper than dreams.  Against the Machine is a critique of how we came to be here, speculation that we have become victims of our own devices, increasingly captive creatures in the hands of a lustful and hungry god – the Machine.  Kingsnorth draws on an impressive variety of authors – Marx, Berry, Mumford, others whom I’ve never heard of but will assuredly be looking into. 

Against the Machine is fundamentally a critique of what might be called modernity,   but it’s a deeper and yet more personal critique than one might expect.  Kingsnorth opens the title on that personal level describing his love of Nature even as a child and his yearning for a deeper relationship with it. Relationship is a fundamental part of this book: our relationship with the Earth,  with our tools,  and with our Creator. Although this is not a “religious” book in the sense that it’s written for an audience of believers on a topic that’s “within” religion,   it is religious in the sense that Kingsnorth has an ‘enchanted’ view of the cosmos. It was a view that led him to be an early environmental activist, and then become  despairing when he witnessed the take over of  environmentalism by beancounters and other apologists for the global consumer-machine.  His reaction upon arriving at Mount Athos – a Greek Orthodox island-mount monastery so strict that women are not allowed –  turned from  reverence to dismay when he witnessed the brothers constantly pulling out phones from their robes and staring at them. “Even here?”   

What is the machine? It is something inescapable. It is the industrial-consumer-financial order that owns the entire planet, except for pockets of jungle or some caves in Afghanistan. Its material form is The Grid,  the vast mesh of powerlines, data centers,  and  smothering blankets of oil-soaked tarmac that now cover so much of the globe – and the factories and financial centers and big box stores that urge ever more getting and spending. It’s a fusion of powers – financial, corporate, culture – that lusts for more power.   This is not, however,  just a critique of the effects of industrialism on society, or the unintended side effects of consumer capitalism on communities and human culture.  Kingsnorth’s critique goes deeper than that,  though, because fundamentally he sees our dilemma as a theological and spiritual problem:    the modernist worldview is simply a return to the Serpent’s original promise to Eve in the Garden:  ye shall be as gods.    Indeed, Yuval Harari unselfconsciously titled his book on the promises of the future as Homo Deus.  The Future, however, the dream of Progress, has no attraction for Paul Kingsnorth.  Nor does nostalgia, strictly: he realizes that the moving finger has writ and cannot be pushed back to cancel a line.  He emphasizes, though, that it is importance to realize what has happened to us so that we may best figure out how to respond.  

At the beginning of the book, Kingsnorth addresses the collapse of transcendent order in the West, its replacement by the control-and-consume ethos, and the great challenge the Machine poses to human flourishing. We need rootedness and meaning, Kingsnorth argues, and modernity offers us nothing even as it directly attacks those sources of happiness. – indeed, often the opposite case is true.  Human culture has been savaged by modernity in more ways than we can even begin to appreciate.  Homes full of amateur musicians entertaining one another in the long hours have turned to boxes of disconnected people staring at their respective devices,  their heads filled not of folklore and the songs of their nation but the latest commercial jingle and pop/rap dopamine dance.  Notions of particularity and tradition are replaced by meaningless dreams of cosmopolis and globalism;  our places and people mean nothing to us, and we leave them without a thought to chase mammon elsewhere.  Breathes there the man so dead?  Yes, by the multitudes.

There is so much to take in these four hundred pages that I doubt I can write a review that can do it justice.  Kingsnorth writes at the beginning that he feels as though he’s been writing around this issue all his life, and that this is his best effort to see the problem in full. I greatly sympathize with Paul on this point, because the concerns he muses over here are those I’ve had since I have been  an adult,  from the moment I realized on a factory floor that a life working just for money,   or worse getting money just to spend it on DVD sets and clothes, was not for me.   Those criticisms developed philosophical and political layers as I moved to college, but Kingsnorth goes beyond.  The conception of the Machine a something with a life of its own, with a desire to expand itself, to  use us to achieve its ends, is darkly fascinating.  And yet when one reads about AI scientists feeling some strange compulsion to  make the Golem they are making bigger and better even though they don’t like what it’s doing now and they don’t even understand how it’s doing it,  something in the mind itches,  and I am reminded of Rod Dreher’s opening line in Living in Wonder:   “The world is not what you think it is.”

I have been looking forward to this book for months, and I read it slow, both for the complexity of its ideas, the deliciousness of spending time with someone who had the same concerns as I but had found words to address it, and the means to begin resisting it in his own life.   Some of its arguments, especially when they get more theological as King compares the Machine to the spirit of Antichrist, will  a little much for strictly secular readers.  There is a great deal written here, though,  that has broad appeal. I could see my college self or my later early -young adult self devouring this title – but it was that same self who, despite being an agnostic, found  inexplicable interest in the company of priests and preachers, because they remained more interested in the inner yearning of humanity than merely our material comfort.  The Machine offers comfort and ease, but at the cost of all else that matters.

In short: book of the year, no question. I have over a hundred highlights of this on Kindle and will try to post a best-of tomorrow or Wednesday.

Related:
Living in Wonder, Rod Dreher
Crunchy Conservatives, Rod Dreher
Anything by Wendell Berry, but especially The Unsettling of America
Out of the Ashes, Anthony Esolen.
The Plain Reader, ed. Scott Savage

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13 Alabama Ghosts and Jeffrey

Posted on October 27, 2025 by smellincoffee

When I was a wee bairn, in the olden days when the Earth was new and dinosaurs roamed the land, I cut my teeth on reading Kathryn Tucker Windham’s collections of ghost stories. KTW, or “Kathryn” as Selmians still call her, was a journalist who loved story telling and oral history: she collected stories and shared them, and I have fond memories of attending festivals at Dallas County’s ghost town, Old Cahawba, and listening to her speak. Her most known books were the 13 ____________ Ghost and Jeffrey” series: I read every single one my library had multiple times. I thought it might be fun to revisit it. This won’t be a formal review, as such, but more of an exercise in reflection.

I should begin by explaining who “Jeffrey” is: Jeffrey was KTW’s mascot, of a sort, a ghost she insisted lived in her home in Selma. This book opens with her experiences with Jeffrey, and I suspect (but cannot remember enough to be certain) that the other books also include a Jeffrey story before she shares ghost stories of Georgia, Mississippi, and so on. She was good enough at promoting him that there’s still a little ‘marker’ of him on our main downdown street:

The parking lot that replaced the Pollard building in 1966, because why not tear down a beautiful building to make room for cars?

What follows after the Jeffrey story are thirteen different ghost stories taken from across Alabama, two from my home account of Alabama. They’re all 19th century stories, which is not something I paid attention to as a kid but seemed very salient reading as an adult. One of my coworkers once asked me why I thought ghost stories always seemed to gravitate toward the mid-19th century, and I speculated that it had something to do with the rise of Spiritualism, and that naturally people would have looked to the generation before theirs that was now “lost”. That’s just speculation, of course, and if I wanted to really get out into the weeds I might add that it had something to do with the horrors of the Civil War — the South was littered in death and ruin, and telling stories about spectres from the past kept their memory alive, somehow, or at least provided some way to muse or grapple with the past. Indeed, the War is very much part of most of these stories: a young soldier and his intended taking a walk and being harrassed by spectral balls, a young woman throwing herself to her death after seeing a rider coming with news that her own beau had fallen in battle, and so on. The Selma story included is here one connected to the War, concerning a Mr. John Parkman who made some bad investment choices with Federal money and found himself imprisoned when the market soured. He then escaped, and was somehow killed: I say ‘somehow’ because the manner of his death varies on the manner of his escape:there are various stories as to how he was killed. At any rate, some three years later the servants at his house in Selma (now known as Sturdivant Hall, an exquisite example of antebellum architecture that is now an art museum) began reporting that ol’ Mr. John was….back. I do not know why it took him three years to mosey ten miles from Cahawba to Selma, nor why he seems to refer the rear corner of the estate where a fig orchard used to be, but that is how the story goes.

While most of the stories involve visual ghostly presences, there are other stories where the spirits make themselves known by sound: one young woman evidently enjoys tip-toeing down the hall and then playing popular music of the 1860s, though she’s shy and stops if someone tries to sneak into the room. As a kid, the creepiest of these was “The Hole That Never Stays Filled”, the site of a hanging where the resentful ghost continues to maintain the pit that did him in. I was raised in a church where you weren’t supposed to believe in ghosts, so I used to dismiss most of these stories as just people’s imagination. A hole that wouldn’t stay filled, though? Kid-me was not creative enough to think that perhaps locals kept an eye on the place and maintained the hole just to attract tourists. At any rate, the Chattahoochee River destroyed the hole, and that vacuous object we call ‘progress’ has also destroyed the site of Montgomery’s “Red Lady” at Huntington College. Presumably not longer being able to annoy popular society ladies who snubbed her in real life, she now wanders the nearby streets. I can recommend that she haunt the Capri theater nearby: it’s not too far a float, and it’s sufficiently old that new stories can pop out to explain her way.

I am not one to believe in ghosts, but the older I get the more I appreciate folk-memory and folk stories and the cultural continuity they are part of. That is a hope that seems more and more forlorn in these days of liquid modernity, though. Even so, I may read a couple more of these volumes before All Hallows’ Eve, just to re familiarize myself with some of “Kathryn’s” work. Part of my inspiration for reading this was attending the 42nd annual Tale-Telling Festival in downtown Selma last week, a festival Kathryn started. Originally, professional storytellers would share their favorites with the crowd, and then at the “Swapping Grounds”, Selmians who had a gift for telling a yarn would have their own time at bat. These days it’s more about the professional, but folk elements are still included through music — and this last year, a local who likes to sit in the downtown diner and talk loudly to anyone in earshot was invited to speak a little bit.

The Downtown Declaimer and Charlie “Tin Man” Lucas
Adam Booth, the star comedian; Mr Charlie; and a musician whose band name I didn’t quite get
Adam from a prior year’s performance, with Kathryn looking on from the portrait
The….Greater Dallas County Bluegrass and BBQ Research Group, I think this band called themselves. As a testament to living in small towns, I know almost everyone in this band, and half of them from my church.

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The Impossible Nazi

Posted on October 25, 2025 by smellincoffee

Yes, yes, I know. I said I wouldn’t read more in this series until I’d hit some nonfiction first — but the last book ended with the Dome of the Rock being blown up! How could I resist? The Impossible Nazi takes us further into truly alternative history, as there’s increasingly little about this 1942 that we’d recognize. At the moment most of the fighting is between Dai Nippon and the United States, and even that’s minimal: both sides lost the majority of their carrier fleets, and the US is buying German unterseebooten to prey on Jap shipping lanes. The English have lost all of Africa and have written off Australia for the time being, and yet Churchill persists in maintaining a state of war with Germany and exchanging air raids with Berlin. Both the American president, Henry Wallace, and the German chancellor Schloss are befuddled: why won’t the old man just write off France and Poland, and join forces with his American brothers to strike back against the Rising Sun? The events of Impossible Nazi, though, will shake things up multiple times.

Impossible strikes me as a transition novel, because while some major things happen, they don’t happen until the end of the story. For the most part, Herr Schloss — in his capacity as the German chancellor — is fending off attempts at assassinations from reactionary Nazis who resent his change of policies. This series is now poorly titled, in fact, because the Fuhrercouncil consists of almost entirely non-Nazis: they’re technically members of the party, sure, but Himmler and Hess are dead, von Ribbentrop has been shifted to making commercial treaties, and Goering is increasingly sidelined. The policy of Schloss’s Germany is no longer recognizable as Nazi, either: after inexplicably appearing in 1941 Germany in command of the Nazi party in the wake of Hitler’s death, Schloss has completely changed history to prevent Germany’s degradation and ruin. As mentioned in the first book, he is no moralist who wants to suddenly turn Germany into some comfortable democracy in Europe notable for its pretzels and lager: he’s more in the mark of Otto von Bismarck. He wants Germany to be the great power on the continent, so formidable that no one will mess with it. To that end, he has turned the Amis from near-enemies into near-friends; he has avoided war with Russia and is waiting for Stalin’s paranoia and the inherent stupidity of command economics to drag it down; and he has turned into The Friend of the Jews, facilitating the creation of the State of Judea. Here, his greatest enemy is not the English air force, Stalin, or even the Munich Nasties: it’s an increasingly desperate Winston Churchhill, who throws the dice and plunges both the United States and the United Kingdom into constitutional crises.

As my pace indicates, I’m enjoying this series very much — not only because Schloss is an interesting character, and not only because of the more inexplicable elements like the mysterious housekeeper who seems to know that Schloss is a man out of time. There are other ‘differences’ in the timeline, like Queen Margaret reining instead of George or Elizabeth (they were both killed in a bombing raid before the series even began), and the reader is as surprised to encounter these as Schloss is. It’s a lot less dangerous for us, though, because when he makes a misstep it feeds some rumors that he’s been replaced by the English, somehow, or has been sent by the gods as punishment for betraying Hitler’s vision. There are also amusing perversities happening, like the US Navy sailing U-boats, the Luftwaffe kitting itself out with B-17s, and so on. (The B-17 has a sadly shortened life in this universe: since there’s no Eighth Air Force constantly bombing Festung Europa from Britain, and B-17s don’t have any actionable range in a Pacific controlled by the Japs, only 500 were produced.) As with the other books, this one ends with a twisty hook — but one I will do my best to ignore for the present.

Highlights:

“Do you ever lie, Harry?” The senator stared at the president. “Mr. President, lying is a diplomatic tool that becomes quickly dulled from use. It is best exercised as little as possible.”

The difficult we can accomplish immediately. The impossible takes a bit longer.

“Have you thought we might have children, Darling?” she asked.
“We have talked about it,” he replied. “But, I have a lot on my schedule this morning.”

“Please, Your Majesty,” Attlee said. “We are civilized people. There are ways we can murder one another without bloodshed.”

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The Improbable Nazi

Posted on October 23, 2025 by smellincoffee
Ach du lieber but this is not a good cover.

In The Accidental Nazi, a historian from 1981 West Berlin was astonished to find himself inexplicably standing on a tarmac in 1941 Berlin, watching a plane carrying Adolf Hitler plow into the pavement and completely reroll the dice on Germany’s future. He was himself, and yet not himself: Heinrich Schloss in 1941 Germany was the leader of the Nazi Party, now a member of the small fuhrercouncil responsible for leading Germany until a new fuhrer could be appointed. Schloss, though confused, was desperate to prevent both Operation Barbarossa and the Holocaust — and after months of political maneuvering, the reckless Hess finally set events into motion that saw both himself and Himmler dead. Schloss was hailed as the new king of town, master of a Germany whose future he cannot quite predict. Reactionary forces within Germany want him gone and the tenants of Nazism restored, and the world scene is utterly unpredictable. But Schloss is a man on a mission: to machen Sie Deutscherland großartig again!

This second book in the series takes us into utter terra incognita, foreign-policy wise. At this point, mild spoilers for the first book will follow, so proceed at your literary peril, meine Damen und Herren. Schloss was largely successful in meeting his goals in the first book, largely because his background as an historian makes him extremely familiar with the characters and technology of the day. He was able to exploit his knowledge of late war technical improvements, in fact, to increase his bona fides with a lot of military figures who were impressed by how much he knew about the jet-engine proposals and the next-gen u-boat concepts. Schloss is also good at manipulating people. Now, however, things are changing to such a degree that he can no longer lead his targets: he must take events as they come. And…boy, do they come, with repeated attempts on his life by one Reynard Heidrich. Because of the events of the first novel. Heidrich was busy elsewhere on the night he would have been shot by Czechs; now he is the standard-bearer for the hardline Nazis who attracts those who point out that “Hey, our whole Nazi thing is about attacking the Jews, and now we’re giving them free transport to the middle east?” Geopolitically, things are also very messy: Japan launched a much more potent Pearl Harbor assault this time, and has apparently succeeded in not only taking Hawaii but threatening Australia. Most of Australia’s troops are in Africa, fighting a losing war against the Germans who control the entirety of the med. Despite this, he refuses to bow out, even though the Germans point out that they could help his armies exit Africa with guns and men intact. Honor must be satisfied, apparently. Other events are going on: Franklin Roosevelt dies of natural causes in Warm Springs, being replaced by Henry Wallace, and explosions disable the Panama Canal.

I tend to focus on the military and political scene, but there’s also character work. When Schloss found himself in 1941 Germany, he also found himself in possession of a family — children, a sister and brother-in-law, and a red-headed girlfriend whose cunning is as remarkable as her beauty. (Heinlein lives!) There is also a curious houseskeeper who knows far more than she should — she knows without being told that Schloss comes from a world where the hammer-and-sickle of the bolshies once flew over a ruined Berlin, and that Russian boots once tread on German necks. Schloss’s bonds with these characters, particular his brother-in-law who rises to join the fuhrercouncil, seem real. While some events of the novel seem improbable — the Japanese running wild in the Pacific — and I’m still wondering WHERE IS CHINA in all this. Are the Japanese so empowered because they don’t have men tied down there? The book creates an interesting Middle East plot thread, which leads to an EXPLOSIVE twist at the end and urges me to continue in the series. I must resist until nonfiction has triumphed over novels, though.

Highlights:

“I wouldn’t hold my breath, Karl. Anoxia is an unpleasant way to die.”

“I do not consider myself to be ruthless,” he said. “It’s just that I have learned that it does no one any good when you postpone decisions. The problems simply fester. It is sometimes painful to make decisions, but if you don’t, then you have to endure the ongoing pain.”

“You know,” he said, “sometimes I wished I smoked. Then I could busy myself with pulling out a cigarette and lighting it as I studied the scenery. Then I could think of something to say. You have left me speechless.” (I use a coffee mug for the same thing.)

“How have you managed not to have someone punch you out on the Senate floor?”
“The Senate is a civilized place, Mr. President. My opponents have merely threatened to punch me out.”

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The Accidental Nazi

Posted on October 22, 2025 by smellincoffee

Can you imagine the Russians marching through Berlin? And the Americans and the British in the Ruhr? It would be the end of everything.” “It almost seems as though you can see the future,” she said. “Do you think you can change it?”

On a visit to the airport, Heinrich Schloss has inexplicably found himself there in 1941,   watching an airplane plow into the tarmac. Its passenger, Adolf Hitler, is now dead – and history will change.    Schloss has no idea why he has transported back in time forty years,   and he’s dumbfounded to find himself as the Parteileider, a position that in his memory was held by Martin Bormann. Evidently his alter-ego, this other Heinrich Schloss, shot  Bormann and assumed his position.   Schloss, who grew up in a West Berlin dominated by the threat of Soviet violence,  knows two things: one, he needs to exploit his inexplicable arrival in this time and in this seat of power to prevent the Russians from invading Germany – and two, he needs to stop the Final Solution.  Although the premise is a bit sketchy (we get a prologue in which scientists five centuries ahead of us do something and then go “…oh, that’s going to do some weird stuff in the multiverse”),  the execution is surprisingly good.  

Although Schloss has no idea how he got here, and he’s equally mystified and creeped out by the fact that the man he replaced was some instance of himself – same voice,  face, handwriting –   but has two advantages in using the position to pursue his primary goal of saving Germany from a hubristic attack on Russia. One, he was a teacher of German history with a specialty in World War 2, presumably in the area of vergangenheitsbewältigung, or reckoning with Germany’s Nazi past. Two, he’s good at parsing personalities and manipulating people, and he takes some pleasure in the act of doing so. When he’s suddenly made part of a small group of men who are responsible for navigating the Reich through these waters, those two skills combine nicely.  He quickly emerges as one of the two power players at the table, and even as the fuhrer-council navigates through 1941 – considering Barbarossa,   the air war against the Englanders, and keeping the Amis from wading further into the war –   Schloss and Himmler are slowly maneuvering for the big seat.  This is Highlander politics, though: in the end, there can only be one. 

Character-wise, this novel is all kinds of interesting,  in large part because Schloss is not the moralist readers are expecting, Yes, he does want to avoid the Final Solution, but his first priority is keeping Germany from HItler’s midwar mistakes that saw the Fatherland broken up and occupied by foreign powers. He is a German patriot, someone who wants to magnify its power even while scaling back the things that made Nazi Germany a reprehensible polity like mass murder and the police state.  He wants Germany, not Russia, to dominate the continent, and he’s willing to take risks like annoying Himmler to do it. There’s a subtle complication, too: the “alter-Schloss”, the counterpart he appears to have replaced,  is seemingly present within Schloss himself. He has the man’s ease with a Walther PPK, for instance, and some places and people seem familiar in a way he can’t explain. And then there’s the ambition, ambition that led alter-Schloss to murder Boremann and accuse the man of treachery. Are Schloss’s own desires to lead Germany into a greater future for itself his own – or are they alter-Schloss’s, now being moderated through Schloss’s own morality?     

Connectedly,  Wagher succeeds in creating a character-driven novel wherein most of the supporting characters are the Nasties themselves!  We spend a lot of time seeing Schloss talk and argue with  Goering,  Himmler, Hess, Ribbontrop, and (to a much lesser degree) Goebbels.  This extensive characterization muddies things for the reader. Not for a moment do we forget that they’re Nazis, of course, but when seen through Schloss’s eyes – as he evaluates their usability and their weaknesses–  we see them as human villains rather than just the baddies. They are human not in the sense that Wagher is redeeming them, but in the sense that we’re getting a clearer view of their foibles and their interior drama. (The exception is Himmler, who is consistently antagonistic and often leaves meetings in a Huff.)  Goering, for instance, is all kinds of awful –  a thief, a glutton, and a morphine addict– but  he becomes a key ally for Schloss. Hess, too, despite being somewhat erratic, proves to be excellent at giving speeches and spends most of the book being the figurehead for the council in a way that reminded me of Malenkov in The Death of Stalin. 

As alt-history goes, this was really fun. Things are getting quite different but in believable ways, and the more they drift from our history’s course,  the harder it is for Schloss to predict what to do:  by the end he’s more dependent on his own instincts as a leader and his history with these men.  The geopolitical situation gets lively, too, and I’ve already started the second novel where Herr Schloss is steaming into the complete unknown.  There are other elements I appreciated, like a good sprinkling of German expressions for flavor, and for Schloss’s dark, sarcastic humor – what Phillip Kerr called the Berliner Schnauze.  I was not expecting this to be as good as it was, given the self-published nature of the cover.


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