The Most Spectacular Restaurant in the World

© 2019
352 pages

I’ve been collecting WTC photos since high school, haunted by watching the Towers burn and fall on live tv. Some of the most interesting I’ve seen have been inside Windows of the World, a restaurant that occupied two of the top stories on the North Tower. It was due to celebrate its 25th anniversary a month before the obscene assault that was 9/11, having made itself New York’s premiere dining experience. The Most Spectacular Restaurant in the World is a history of not only the restaurant, but of New York City’s postwar rise, its struggle in the 1970s, and the role of the Trade Towers in revitalizing it — and of Windows in broadcasting it. As I’ve never read a formal history of how the Trade Towers came to be, that was fascinating in its own right — but the focus on Windows brought other subjects into consideration. I was astonished to learn, for instance, that most of the Towers’ food services were centrally owned and organized, and that food served by the Windows staff was prepped over a hundred stories below where food from other restaurants was also being made ready. It was an unexpected look into how the Towers actually functioned. There were also some astonishing stories, like the arrest of a robber at Windows while said robber’s wedding reception was kicking off: in the audience were interesting figures like Paul Castellano, Gambino crime family kingpin, and members of the Bonanno family.

The major figure of The Most Spectacular Restaurant is Joe Baum, a New York restaurateur who rose to fame through a series of themed restaurants like The Forum of the Caesars and the Four Seasons. He focused on making restaurant dining an experience, not just a time of eating well-prepared food in comfortable conditions. Baum was known for his high attention to detail, whether in perpetuating the aesthetics of the restaurant — the Roman restaurant served wine in iced buckets modeled after centurion helmets — or in customer service. “Every thing we do is marketing,” he said — everything a guest would see or touch or taste was a way to impress and sell the restaurant. Given that his establishments attracted major clientele like the Kennedys — Marilyn Monroe gave her infamous serenade to JFK in Baum’s restaurant — he was chosen to create a restaurant to headline the Trade Towers. The importance of the restaurants was deemed such that Baum’s need for wider windows forced a change that would ripple throughout both towers, not just the North tower where Windows would be. Amusingly, Baum also headed the design of a cafeteria that would serve construction workers during the Towers’ build-out: he incorporated wood and concrete into its aesthetics and called it “The Loading Zone”. Baum would be responsible for bringing Windows to life, and then — after a long removal from the restaurant — overseeing its redesign and reopening after the bombing of the towers. Although cost overruns were the norm with Baum (“the only man who can blow an unlimited budget”) his knack for anticipating what would bring in customers was such that after he left Windows, he was paid $250 million to advise on revamping the restaurant at Rockefeller Center. There are other figures, though, like Kevin Zraly — an intense oenophile who guided the creation of Windows’ approach to wine and taught a wine-appreciation class to members of the Club, an elite social group headquartered at Windows.

Most of the 1980s and early 1990s are passed over: the restaurant appears to have maintained overall fiscal success despite losing its luster over the years, finding itself outstripped by newer restaurants. After Baum leaves the scene, the book has a brief transition period before jumping into the 1993 bombing of the Trade Towers. While the parking lot bomb didn’t cause any direct damage to the restaurant itself, aside from smoke damage, the food-prep and mechanical utilities it relied on were so destroyed that it was forced to close. Baum returned to oversee a redesign of the interior, and nearly three years later Windows was officially reopened. (There’s an amusing article about the reopening called “Windows 96”, a play on Microsoft Windows 95’s staggering launch the prior year.) The redesign also affected the menu: while the original Windows was very French, the new Windows incorporated more food trends of the 1990s, like sushi and kabob, despite Baum’s resistance to “New American Cuisine”. He oversaw the launch, but would surrender to prostate cancer within two years — probably a great mercy given that it meant he wouldn’t see the destruction of what he’d poured so much of himself into across the course of decades.

The book ends, as the reader might expect, with the horror of 9/11: Windows was directly above the impact zone and its staff and morning guests were quickly overwhelmed by smoke. The morning manager called for help several times, but with both stairwells blocked, there was precious little the dispatcher could do. Close to eighty Windows employees lost their lives that day, and survivors — those not on shift, or who were seeing to business in other areas of the complex or the city — clung together, helping one another find work. Some even created their own restaurant together, one that reflected Windows’ increasingly cosmopolitan menu. This spoke volumes to me about the camaraderie that existed at the restaurant in its “city in the sky”

This was quite an interesting read; the author wrote it as a tribute to a restaurant that was a large part of his life, the site of many “occasion” dinners — birthdays, anniversaries, etc. It’s based on hundred of interviews and the research and records already created by Zraly and Baum. The sommelier Zraly had begun work on a book like this before, but found it too emotionally difficult to begin writing: he was able to connect Roston to many of the people whose memories are recorded here. The book also draws extensively on newspaper articles and the like. The under-the-hood restaurant workings might be tedious for some readers, but I enjoyed learning about restaurant operations — and the inner workings of the Towers — along with the story of the restaurant itself. Occasionally the author tries to connect the story to that of broader New York, but that angle makes marginal contact with the ball at best. The only exception for me was getting the “Windows” version of what happened the night New York’s five boroughs all lost power in 1977. Suddenly being at the top of a 110 story skyscraper in a sea of darkness — and later, violent looting — would be nightmarish. This was a history that proved to have multiple points of fascination, and was clearly written with affection.

Highlights:

“‘Windows is the most important thing in this complex. I don’t care if the place is burning down. If Windows has a problem, you fix it first,’” Bob DiChiara, then the top electrical operations supervisor for the building, recalls Tozzoli saying. “That was Guy’s mantra. Windows had to be successful. If it failed, he failed.”

Baum was also overseeing the essential task of creating a kitchen 109 floors below, on the B2 level of the World Trade Center, to streamline food production through an efficient system that took advantage of economies of scale. There were to be twenty or more different food services operations. On the 107th floor were the five restaurants and bars, plus catering, that fell under the Windows on the World rubric.

Windows on the World would do a greater share of its preparation work in its own kitchen, but the rule for the restaurants and food stations below the 107th floor was to have Central Services, which covered twenty-seven thousand square feet, provide almost all the initial preparation of raw materials. For instance, cabbage would be sliced and slaw dressing mixed, and then the food services employees in the separate sites could mix the two together. “The only difference between us and a high-school cafeteria is care,” Baum said to a journalist of his future food Shangri-La.

As if he didn’t have enough on his plate. He was chasing down porcelain Rosenthal ashtrays, importing Sambonet coffee thermoses from Italy, and getting the proper materials for a brass railing that would hold up a movable ladder used in the City Lights Bar. “Everything we do is marketing,” Baum would say, meaning every item that a guest would see or touch or taste was another way to sell the restaurant.

Criminality was part of the culture. You could barely walk a block without seeing a car with a pathetic NO RADIO or THE LAST GUY GOT EVERYTHING sign. The clamor of car alarms at night was the city’s sick spin on chirping crickets.

We love Joe, but he’s the only guy who can outspend an unlimited budget.

Joe Baum is buried in a cemetery in Westchester. His children had his gravestone fabricated from the same green granite that he’d chosen for his kitchen countertops. On it, they inscribed, No more changes . . . Yet.

Related:
Windows on the World article that mentions the restaurant being spotlit by New York magazine, as well as the “Windows 96” article.

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The Great Deluge

© 2006
732 pages

In September 2005, I remember watching the approach of Hurricane Katrina with a wary eye; just a year before, my own area had been savaged by Hurricane Ivan. I had no desire to live through that again, especially now that I was working in a glass factory. As luck would have it, Katrina wandered steadily west, and we were largely spared — but the TV images of the aftermath have stuck with me for twenty years, especially people stranded on the interstates and parking lots full of flooded busses that could have been used in evacuations. Last week was the 20th anniversary of Katrina’s landfall, and I figured it was high time I read this history — which I’ve been eying for at least fifteen years. It was published very quickly after the storm itself, and does not pretend to be an impartial history in the least. It’s instead written with teeth bared, with specific targets like Ray Nagin in mind. Its transparent passion serves the narrative more than diminishing it, I think, recalling Americans’ horror and shame at seeing residents of a major city neglected — and their anger, too, as we realized many of the Guardsmen who could have been deployed were instead being uselessly shot at in Iraq.

As with San Francisco in 1906, the worst destruction came not from the disaster itself but from its aftermath. In San Francisco, fires consumed the city; in New Orleans, the levees cracked under stress, and the city filled like a muddy and increasingly toxic punchbowl. Faulty engineering played its part — some levees were old, neglected, or shoddily built — but government incompetence turned vulnerabilities into catastrophe. Confusion reigned over who was in charge. FEMA, which had handled several earlier storms that year, saw itself mainly as a coordinator: local officials requested aid, and FEMA matched them with public or private suppliers. That model collapsed when the city was cut off from the outside world, its bridges impassable, communications dead, and its mayor hiding in a hotel. (It didn’t help that for much of its early life, FEMA’s leadership was often staffed with political favorites of the reigning administration, disaster-response experience not required.) Florida’s officials, drilled by annual hurricanes, responded effectively; New Orleans, by contrast, hadn’t been hit hard in decades, and it showed. Evacuation was delayed until it was too late for many — even assuming the poor had the means to leave. Buses that could have saved lives were left idle and flooded, while the National Guard concentrated their forces in a zone directly in Katrina’s path. Governor Blanco handled things better at the state level, putting Fish & Wildlife into service and making sure they had boats stationed at diverse areas to better serve the people. As in subsequent disasters, the private sector also stepped up: Walmart poured resources into the area, and the “Cajun Navy” was born: that was a particular surprise for me, as I associated the name with the private rescue navy that erupted after Hurricane Harvey drowned Texas a few years back.

The problems only grew worse as the days ticked by: the people of New Orleans felt abandoned, and amid the heat and stress bad behavior grew all around. The first responders here were residents of New Orleans: they had lost their own homes, they were concerned about their own parents and children, and some like the police cracked under pressure, turning down their empathy toward those in need. Others deserted their posts, and some participated in criminal behavior themselves. It didn’t help that in the early hours opportunists began looting in earnest, behavior that grew to the point that the mayor redirected police attention from search and rescue to squelching the open theft that was taking place all over the city. This looting was not food and water , as criminal apologists would have it: one hardware store owner saw people trying to steal a washing machine before he and other business owners began defending their livelihoods with firearms A lot of the criminality wasn’t just opportunism, it was outright barbarism: stores were trashed (and desks defecated upon) for no reason other than that social norms had been disrupted. The criminal element was also defending its crimes, shooting at Coast Guard helos and the like who approached trying to bring aid — and they were industrious in their perverse way, breaking into one business’s vehicle yard, stealing its trucks, and using them to pick up stolen goods. There were still hope spots, though, like citizens taking it upon themselves to rescue those in danger, and the fact that most of the zoo’s 1500 animals survived: it helped that the Zoo had firm disaster-response plans in place.

This was a harrowing book to read, but informative. While I’d long heard of Katrina as a case study in mismanagement at every level, this account illustrates it vividly — from Mayor Nagin hiding in the Hyatt, to FEMA’s passivity and its director’s obsession with optics over action. The flood’s aftermath emerges here as a mix of nobility and savagery, though barbarism seems to have had the upper hand. That tension is one of the reasons I find reading about disasters so compelling — they lay bare the best and worst of human behavior at once. One hopes that both New Orleans and FEMA learned lessons from this and are more prepared for the next Big One, but given the abandonment of the mountain country during Hurricane Helene last year, I have my doubts about the feds at least.

Related:
Hurricane Katrina through the Eyes of Storm Chasers
Eye of the Storm: Inside City Hall During Katrina. This is far kinder to Nagin as one might expect, written by his comms director.

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WWW Wednesday +Books I Keep Meaning to Read

Today’s prompt from Long and Short Book Reviews is, “Books I Keep Meaning to Read But Haven’t”. But first, WWW Wednesday.

WHAT have you finished reading recently? The Great Deluge, a quasi-history of Hurricane Katrina and the devastation of New Orleans. I say quasi- because it was written within a year of the storm striking, and the author obviously has targets to attack. I also finished listening to Anthony Esolen’s four-hour lecture series on The Inferno, which originated within Catholic Courses but which is now available on Audible. While it’s not a book, it’s literature related so I figured it bore mentioning. While I’ve read Esolen’s translations of Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso before, this lecture added the pleasure of Esolen quoting from the book in medieval Italian when he wanted us to hear the music in Dante’s writing.

WHAT are you reading now? I’m….sort of listening to Napoleon’s Hemorrhoids, a collection of “Golly gee, if it wasn’t for this one little thing, then this one BIG thing would be like, totally different!!!!” anecodotes that encompass science, history, politics, etc. It’s interesting as far as trivia goes, but not impressive. That’s just in-car listening, though. I also cracked open SQPR by Mary Beard.

WHAT are you reading next? Hopefully The Day of Battle, on WW2 in Sicily and Italy after OPERATION HUSKY.

Long and Short Prompt: Books We Keep Meaning to Read

(1) Democracy in America, Alexis de Tocqueville. This is a book that frequently comes up in other stuff I read. I would also like to make good Iran’s president Khatami’s faith that Americans are familiar with it:

(2) The Shahnameh, which I’ve wanted to experience since encountering quotes from it in the writings of Anita Amirrezvani’s Persian historical fiction.

(3) Persian Gulf Command: A History of the Second World War in Iran and Iraq, Ashley Jackson. The beginning of DC’s long entanglement.

(4) SQPR, Mary Beard. A history of Rome up until the early Republic. Haven’t tried Beard out as an author and I’ve heard good things. I did pick this one up yesterday to start looking into.

(5) The Story of Philosophy, Will Durant. Durant’s magisterial Story of Civilization remains one of my favorite reads of the last twenty years, so I want to see what he has to say about the pursuit of wisdom.

(6) The Life We’re Looking For: Reclaiming Relationship in a Technological World, Andy Crouch.

(7) Tarkin, James Luceno. This is a Star Wars novel about Grand Moff Tarkin, once brilliantly played by Peter Cushing in Star Wars.

(8) The Horse, the Wheel, and Language: How Bronze-Age Riders from the Eurasian Steppes Shaped the Modern World, David W. Anthony. I’ve had this on my amazon wishlist for twenty years and it’s never once dipped under $20.

(9) Neither Here Nor There: Travels in Europe, Bill Bryson. The rare BB title I’ve not yet read.

(10) The Sopranos Sessions, Matt Seitz. A rare Sopranos book I’ve not red.

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Top Ten Books with Occupations in the Title

Today’s TTT is books with occupations in the title: I’m going to go back to 2007 and work my way forward, limiting each year to one book. But first, a tease!

What they understood at Johnny White’s, however, was what most Americans had yet to accept, was that New Orleans was no longer a city. It was a smattering if islands, rising out of the 80% of the city’s land that was submerged. THE GREAT DELUGE

The Knight in History, Frances Gies. 

The Undertaker’s Widow, Philip Margolin. One of my earliest (2008) blogging reads, but I remember nothing about it. Margolin is a thriller writer who I’ve forgotten about over the years despite reading a bit from in the mid-2000s. 

Boss of Bosses, Joseph F. O’Brien and Andris Kurins. On the criminal career and takedown of Paul Castellano, don of the Gambino family and overall Mafia heavyweight. .

Captain Horatio Hornblower,  C.S. Forester.  Naval fiction set during the Napoleonic wars. The entire series was fun. 

The Revolutionist, Robert Littell. Historical fiction about the Russian Revolution, in which a young idealist sees it betrayed by the opportunistic schemes of an increasingly smaller Bolshevik inner circle. 

The Coffee Trader, David Liss. A historical fiction business thriller about this “coffee” stuff that’s suddenly all the rage in Age of Discovery Europe. 

The Sky Is Not the Limit: Adventures of an Urban Astrophysicist,  Neil deGrasse Tyson

An Officer and a Spy, Robert Harris.  Historical fiction about the Dreyfuss affair. 

The Cult of the Presidency, Gene Healy. A critical history of how the president grew from unassuming in the 19th century to an elective celebrity-monarch in the 21st.

Picking Up:  On the Streets and Behind the Trucks with the Sanitation Workers of New York City,
Robin Nagle

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August 2025 in Review + Moviewatch August 2025

August ended with a surprisingly abrupt break from the intense heat and humidity that usually mark this period in Alabama: a cold front moved in, and as our air-conditioners suddenly turned off for the first time since May we sat and marveled at the strange silence. I even got to sit outside and read, something I haven’t done since spring gave way to the Great Sticky Siege. Reading-wise, I opened the month by rereading Roswell High, a series I read in middle school, and then began making amends to my nonfiction queen by switching to history. There were some more SF titles in there, too, meaning fiction is again beating nonfiction. We’ll see if September can correct that. Nothing was done on any challenges, I’m afraid, and the heat’s been such that I didn’t even get out and about to get any interesting photos, hence my using a funny Strange New Worlds meme I liberated from Facebook. I don’t think I’ll finish anything tonight- – I could finish a book on Atlanta’s homeless population, but it’s so depressing I keep reading of Hurricane Katrina and Chernobyl instead — so I’m posting the monthly review today.

New Acquisitions


I preordered Against the Machine: The Unmaking of Humanity by Paul Kingsnorth, which will be released in the latter half of September.

Coming up in September

No firm plans, but I do have one title checked out for 9/11, one focused on Windows on the World, and I might do a science push. I’m also anticipating the release of This is For Everyone: The Unfinished Story of the World Wide Web by Tim Berners-Lee. Will be interesting see how similar or different it is from How the Internet Happened.

Moviewatch August 2025

As mentioned previously, my cinema buddy who I’ve been watching 2-3 films a week ever since 2022 has left town. I figured my movie-watching would crater this month, but it appears that three years of regular movie-watching have created a bit of a habit. I watched as many movies as I’ve been watching, but now they’re less….random, I’d say, and more representative of my tendency — in books or movies — to go off on a tangent for a bit. I went on several genre and actor streaks as the month wore on.

Men in Black III.   I watched the original movie when it came out, of course, and tolerated the second one, but it wasn’t until that I saw Josh Brolin’s Tommy Lee Jones impersonation –  which he does throughout this film – that I thought, holy WOW do I need to see this.  Will Smith is “J” and is thrown back in time to 1969 to help his partner K (Tommy Lee Jones/Josh Brolin) knock off an alien who wants to destroy Earth.  This involves manhandling Andy Warhol and putting a thingy on the Apollo 11 Saturn-10.  Such a good film, between the acting and the raygun gothic tech. 

pastK: Okay, future boy, where to?
J: Uh…wherever you went to last time.
pK: I didn’t tell you where I went?
J: We don’t really …talk.
pK: What kind of partners sit in a car every day for fourteen years and don’t talk?
J: EXACTLY.    It’s dysfunctional. 

J: The hell happened to you, man?
pK: I don’t know, slick, it hasn’t happened yet. 

Buzz Aldrin: If we call this in, they’ll scrub the launch.
Neil Armstrong: I didn’t see anything. 

The Naked Gun, 2025.   Starring Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson, this is a sequel-in-spirit to the Leslie Nielsen movies. I haven’t seen those (Yes, I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley), but I was laughing the entire time throughout this one. Could have done without the graphical-suggestive sex scenes.

“It says here you did 20 years for man’s laughter. It must have been quite the joke.”

The Naked Gun, 1988. The Lelsie Nielsen original, in which the detective foils a plot to knock off Queen Elizabeth by…serving as umpire in a baseball game.  KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! also appears.

Loaded Weapon, 1993.  Emilio Estevez (Coach Bombay) and Samuel L. Jackson feature in this cop-movie spoof that has a loaded cast: William Shatner and Tim Curry are recurring characters, and Jimmy Doohan (Scotty) and F. Murray Abraham both make  cameo appearances.  There was an unexpected Silence of the Lambs reference. 

OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies.  Last month I watched the second in this set of French movies  parodying James Bond,  with an agent who is suave and potent but largely oblivious to context. This is the original of the modern movies. 117 is sent to Cairo and has no idea that Muslims frown on alcohol, for instance – and is so annoyed by the call to prayer at oh-dark-thirty in the morning that he accosts the nearest rabble-rouser and unwittingly inspires a jihad.  Quite amusing but the Lost in Rio mocking of 1960s counterculture was funnier.  Evidently there were films in the 1950s and ‘60s where the character was much more serious, but here he’s a delightful caricature. 

This may give an idea of….some of the spirit of the film.

My Cousin Vinnie, 1992.  A fourth or fifth rewatch for me.  Joe Pesci plays a newly minted lawyuh from New York who comes down to Alabama to save his cousin and his friend who  were arrested for murder in what has to be a case of mistaken identity.   The movie is noted for its courtroom accuracy and is one of my favorite comedies for its “fish out of watuh” antics, plus the lovely brilliance that is Marisa Tomei.  Fred Gwynne also nails the slightly aristocratic southern judge.  Lane Smith did a solid job, as well. As a fan of real grits, I love that the evidence hinges on how long they take to cook.

“No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits. I take PRIDE in my grits.”

Devil’s Advocate, 1997.   A movie I’ve watched repeatedly, both for its disturbing nature and its acting talent. Keanu Reeves plays a hotshot attorney who makes a bad moral decision to maintain his winning streak and is thereafter tempted by the Devil, in the form of a senior attorney, John Milton.  One of the more disturbing bits is the ending, in which Reeves’ character is given a second chance, pursues good, and is nonetheless targeted by Milton.  

Cowboys & Aliens, 2011.   An outlaw, the sheriff and his posse,  a bunch of brigands, and even the Apache have to team together to take out a buncha illegal aliens who want to take our gold.  

Enough Said, 2013.Julia-Marie Dreyfuss is a divorced masseuse who makes a new friend and client at a party, and meets a funny guy (James Gandolfini)  to boot. Funny guy asks her out and they begin dating. New Friend keeps talking about her ex-husband.   Ex-husband and funny guy are the same man. Dramedy ensues.  My first time seeing JMD in a semi-serious role, since I was only familiar with her from The New Adventures of the Old Christine. She was in Hannah and her Sisters, another drama with some comic elements, but wasn’t the star.

Get Shorty, 1995. Where to begin? John Travolta! Frank Danny DeVito! Gene Hackman! James Gandolfini!  …okay, it’s mostly John Travolta and Gene Hackman. Travolta is a loan shark who is being pressured by his new boss (a man whose nose he once broke and whose head he once grazed with a bullet) to produce $15,000 in three days or suffer the consequences. So, he ends up in LA trying to help Gene Hackman produce a movie. Then Pablo Escobar gets involved.  A surprisingly fun crime story.

Welcome to the Rileys, 2010. A dramatic role for both James Gandolfini and Kristen Stewart. Gandolfini plays a businessman who goes to New Orleans for a conference, and encounters a young girl in distress who reminds him of his late daughter. An interesting if awkward relationship evolves between the two of them, in which Gandolfini’s character begins acting like a father toward her.  Then his wife – intensely agoraphobic – is so disturbed at his decision to have an unexplained prolonged stay in the Big Easy arrives, and things get deeper.  Good story and solid acting all around. It reminded me slightly of My First Mister,   a film starring Leelee Sobieski and Albert Brooks, about the unlikely friendship between an isolated goth teenager and an intensely….reserved and isolated owner of a clothing store.   Gandolfini’s relationship with Stewart is more obviously paternal, though. (Of course, it’s been fifteen years at least since I last watched My First Mister.) 

Mobsters, 1991.  F. Murray Abraham!  I didn’t realize this was my introduction to one of my favorite actors. A gangster movie charting the rise of the Syndicate,  featuring Christian Slater as Charles Luciano, who with Meyer Lansky, Benny Siegel, and Frank Costello revolutionized organized crime.   I watched this during my obsessive Mafia phase in the early-mid 2000s. (I was also obsessed with the American Civil War and World War 2 at this time, so I haven’t changed in having multiple obsessions.)   Michael Gambon also features as one of the mustache petes the Fab Four have to knock off on their way to the top. That really made the later Harry Potter movies weird for me.  Pretty sure when I originally watched this as a teenager I just loved seeing how the 1920s and 1930s “were”.

Luciano: I don’t have a wife.
Rothstein: Why not?
Luciano: Emotion…is dangerous.
Rothstein: Aren’t you human?
Luciano: Would it help?

Luciano: I don’t bend over. It’s too hard to stand up straight again. 

(Target): Jesus, Charlie, you want revenge after fifteen years?
Luciano: I’ve been busy. 

Capone: Julius Caesar never took no vote.
Luciano:  Caesar ended up dead on the street.

Carnage, 2011.   I have only watched Inglorious Basterds one time since its release, but I have rewatched every single Christoph Waltz scene more times than I can remember.  I asked ChatGPT for movies where Waltz was a similarly dominant presence, and it recommended this – a comedy wherein he features alongside JODIE FOSTER!!, Kate Winslet, and that guy from Step-Brothers who isn’t Will Ferrell.  Four parents meet in a room to discuss what to do after their respective children get in a fight that ends with broken teeth. They get into a lot of side discussions and there’s interesting shifting character dynamics: different characters side with one another in different scenes depending on where the conversation is going. (This gets…more interesting after a bottle of 18 year old single-malt Scotch is uncorked.)  This is a difficult movie to summarize, but if you’re into character drama like myself it’s quite a treat, especially with heavyweights like Waltz and Foster aboard. A plausible drinking game could be composed of the times that Waltz and Winslet take on or take off their coats and attempt to leave.  

“You know my wife dressed me up as a LIBERAL?!”

“WHAT YOU DID TO THAT HAMSTER WAS WRONG!”


No Country for Old Men, 2007.  I watched this for Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin. Brolin plays a hunter who stumbles upon the scene of a violent shootout, with a bunch of dead suits and deader Mexicans and a bag containing $2 mill.  Brolin takes the money, but doesn’t realize the bag has a tracker in it. Soon he’s being stalked by a dead-eyed psychopath,   a killer-for-hire (Javier Bardem)  who Tommy Lee Jones is also after. Good drama, but bleak ending. I…don’t like watching Javier Bardem. He’s unsettling. Both films I’ve seen him in (Skyfall being the other), I kept wanting him to go away.

The Mexican, 2001.  Brad Pitt is a working boy in hock to a gangster  trying to move a stolen antique pistol (“The Mexican”) that’s supposedly cursed; his girlfriend Julia Roberts wants him to give up his ways of Amateur Minionry and go work in an office managing TPS reports or something.  When Pitt arrives in Mexico, things go south: his contact gets nailed by a falling bullet from morons shooting their pistols into the air to celebrate  some Mexican holiday, and then some random hoods steal his car that has the priceless antique in it. Gandolfini plays an oddly empathetic hitman who wants the pistol back, so he kidnaps Julia Roberts. Then he picks up a postman in a bar, and the three of them have a merrie old time  dancing and talking about relationships while Brad Pitt is trying to find “The Mexican” and not get knocked off by his bosses or a legion of people in Mexico who want it.  It’s an interesting mix of action-drama and comedy.

“You’re very sensitive for a cold-blooded hitman.”

If I do watch anything tonight, I’ll just add it to September’s list.

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Stars & Stripes Forever

The War between the States is nearly a year old, but Abraham Lincoln now has a bigger problem.    Last November, a Navy ship intercepted a British mail packet on suspicion that it was carrying Confederate diplomats bound for Europe; the two men were promptly imprisoned, but Her Majesty’s government is not pleased that a British ship was accosted and its passengers kidnapped by some uppity colonists. A terse letter is prepared – but whereas in our timeline the letter was modified to be more diplomatic by Prince Albert, here his illness puts him in bed and  the potentially explosive communique is sent as-is.  The result is a growing diplomatic crisis (an intensified Trent Affair)  that adds to the gloom around the White House – gloom already thick from the death of Lincoln’s son and the ongoing war. The tension breaks into open war after Canadian militia in pursuit of honest moonshiners encounter American cavalry patrolling the border and shots are fired.   While this sounds like the beginning of a “Confederate Victory”  story,  Stars and Stripes Forever  is far more interesting than that.  Light spoilers to follow. 

For the most part, Stars and Stripes Forever  is solid historical fiction:  even when the reader hits the point of divergence, the nature of mid-19th century communications is such that it takes months  for any effects to be witnessed.   The battle of Shiloh happens months after the affair’s kickoff point, and in a way sets the stage for what happens. While 1861 was the first year of the war between the states,   it was more of a time of preparation interrupted by numerous small skirmishes like First Manassas and Ball’s Bluff.  Shiloh, though, was a taste of the horrors to come, destroying over twenty thousand lives across the span of two days.  In our timeline it was soon surpassed by the charnal house of Sharpsburg/Antietam,  and then later the three-day scrum that was Gettysburg.  Here, though,  it creates a somber mood that leds to opportunity after Hanlon’s Razor goes into effect. A British commander with his dander up misreads a map – and a flag – and tears into Biloxi, burning the town and raping its women.  Astonishingly, this leads to a local armistice between the Union and Confederate generals who agree to focus on their now-mutual enemy – and things  get even more interesting.

I enjoyed this novel thoroughly, especially for the one-two combo that Shiloh and the armistice create in the psyche of Generals Sherman and Beauregard  – a sense of what are we doing fighting one another.  The action and characterization are good on the American side: I suspect a British reader would find Victoria’s rendering here annoying,  as she’s positively hysteric following the death of Albert and blames it on  Washington given that stress over the situation supposedly aggravated his condition.  That growing wrath for the North drives a lot of what follows.   The British diplomatic response is the weakest part of the novel, largely because they do nothing in the wake of the wrong-flag affair.  At this point, though, I was more fascinated by the interactions between Union and Confederate officials and politicians: Jefferson Davis, Abraham Lincoln, Sherman, and Lee frequently meet as their respective nations begin collaborating to meet an ever-increasing British challenge. While there’s a fair bit of implausibility here, it made for a gripping novel nonetheless.

As a point of historical trivia: the original and primary Confederate national flag, “The Stars and Bars”, was so easy to confuse with the Union flag (as a Brit did here) that the Confederate Congress changed it several times in the later half of the war. What most people think of as the “Confederate flag” or the “Rebel Flag” is the infantry battle standard, which was briefly incorporated into a very poorly conceived replacement national flag: the Battle Flag in one corner of a mostly-white banner. After everyone pointed out that a mostly-white-flag looks like a surrender flag, the design got even sillier by adding a red bar to the end. They probably would have been better off just flying the infantry standard!

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Acts of War

The King is dead. God save the Queen! When the RAF accidentally killed Hitler during a night-bombing and Himmler negotiated an armistice, many thought that was the war done. Tough luck for the Poles, but worse things happen at sea, you know. Speaking of — Himmler’s a bit of a pill and only negotiated the armistice so he could have more time to build air fleets, and now London’s being bombed into ashes and a general sea battle in the Atlantic has left the Germans smarting but HM George the Fifth rather…dead. Now his sixteen year old daughter Queen Elizabeth II is reigning in exile, and her uncle Edward, briefly King before he abdicated to chase skirts instead, has decided to call his former reign a mulligan. Welcome to Acts of War, a rather different alt-history novel in which things are….actually different. The Japs went to war with the Bolshies, for instance, Himmler has removed unworthies like Goering from the Nazi ranks, and he’s intent on being the potentate Hitler only dreamt of being. The Commonwealth is divided – which monarch to back, what war to fight? — and America’s sword still lies dead in her sheath, never wakened in the Sunday skies of Pearl Harbor. Although I’m still trying to understand the premise, Acts of War made for some fun naval 1940s naval fiction.

The Cobb family are the heart of Acts of War, as every single one of the brothers have joined some branch of the service or another, and several of them are stationed around Hawaii where their sister also lives. One of the brothers was so gung ho to fight Germans that he began as a volunteer in Spain, then moved to fight in the Battles of Britain alongside some Poles who had escaped. By the book’s midpoint, everyone gets involved in the scrapping, because Japan decides to attack the United States in 1942, and Himmler follows suit for whatever reason. As far as the action goes, it’s good: we are witness to two full-sized battle, the Battle of Regicide (where the German and British surface navies combat head to head) and the Battle of Hawaii, this universe’s version of the opening of the Pacific War. Both in terms of equipment and performance, the battle seemed believable, and while there’s a fair bit of gore it’s not center stage. Given how many Cobb brothers are involved in different outfits — one is a fighter, one aboard a submarine, etc — it seems inevitable that their mother will be getting some bad news.

One thing that puzzles me is the geopolitics of the war: this series is called the Usurper’s War, so presumably Edward VII is meant to play some central role, but US-Japan naval & air action dominated the book for me, and that has continued into the second book as far as I’ve gotten into it. What the consequences are for the UK having two contesting monarchs has not yet been delved into. The disposition of Japan, and the ambitions of Germany, are also a bit puzzling. We’re told that the Soviets attacked Japanese-held China and drove them out, so thoroughly destroying one battle group that Japan’s cabinet members all killed themselves in disgrace. There’s no obvious sign that Japan has been altered by this, though: her forces are evidently stronger than they were in 1941 of our own time, with more warplanes: but how many men were killed in the Russian war? How many men were freed from Chinese occupation by the failure? It’s all unclear, as are Himmler’s motives. Hitler, at least, had a cogent plan: he wanted to claim Eastern Europe for “living room”, destroy the Bolshies, and depopulate his new empire of those deemed enemies of the Reich. Himmler appears to be going for standard-issue villainy, and it’s hard to imagine an uncharismatic creep like him being able to command the party faithful after Hitler died. I’m intrigued but so far underwhelmed by the worldbuilding. I like the general change in premise, though, especially the dramatic potential of a divided Commonwealth, but I hope the Nasties and the Bolshies get to killing each other. I’m also hoping that Chinese resistance will be a lingering pox for Stalin, but we’ll see.

Aside from being a bit suspicious of the premise, I didn’t have any real qualms with this one: the action scenes are good, and there’s a nice mix of humor and tension.

Coming up….a book on homelessness in DC & Atlanta that was so dispiriting I stopped reading it and took a break with this alt-history instead. I’m almost done with it, though.

Highlights:

“I think, were I in your position, I would be ready to punch my captain out at the first opportunity. Given that you apparently have some experience with that, I would much prefer to clear the air before we have to work together.”

“Has anyone ever told you Southerners that the age of chivalry has long since passed?” “Just because you Yankee women don’t know how to demand proper behavior from your men doesn’t mean that we have to stop giving it,” David replied, looking out towards the harbor.

Well, this has been a rather…interesting day. I just wish someone would have told me I’d get shot down, see my squadron leader killed, and participate in a major sea battle when I got up at 0300 this morning.

“Zhukov was his name,” Adam said. “Looks like he studied blitzkrieg at the same school the Germans did.” “I don’t care if he learned it from Mars himself, he sure used it to kick the Japanese right out of China. My father told me just the other day that there was some rumor their entire cabinet committed suicide over the loss of face,” Overgaard replied.

A squirrel ran up one of the latter and chattered at him from one of the lower branches. Eric favored the animal with a glare. “You know, I can shoot you,” he said hotly. “I’ll even wear you like a hat as a warning to the others.” “Your mother would never forgive you,” his father said from behind him, causing Eric to jump and the elder Cobb to start laughing. “So what has you so distracted your old man was able to sneak up on you like a ghost while you were threatening your mother’s squirrels with haberdashery?” Samuel Cobb asked.

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WWW Wednesday

WHAT have you finished reading recently? Operation Underworld, a look into collaboration between the Italian America Mafia and the American government during World War 2.

WHAT are you reading now? There is No Place For Us, on the working poor who are also homeless.

WHAT are you reading next? Possibly The Day of Battle, on the American invasion of Sicily and Italy during World War 2. It dawned on me while reading Underworld that I know little about this part of the war, aside from paratroopers being employed in Sicily and the US army destroying an ancient monastery.

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Top Ten of my Most-Watched Youtube Favorites

Today’s TTT is a non-bookish freebie, so I’m going to….spotlight YouTube clips I tend to watch and re-watch, excluding purely music videos. But first, the tease!

Maranzano had tried to live like Julius Caesar, so Luciano’s board of directors ordered that he die like the Roman dictator. Two of the hit men began stabbing him repeatedly. (Operation Underworld: How the Mafia and the US Government Teamed Up to Win WW2)

Ten Recent Youtube Clips I Rewatch Way Too Much

I haven’t watched American late-night TV since Craig Ferguson went off the air, but I enjoy watching Graham Norton clips.

(1) Seth MacFarlane on Graham Norton

(2) Charlie Berens and Myles

A few years ago I fell into the Midwest Comedy Hole. It’s not an official thing, but there’s a bunch of midwestern comedians who frequently feature in one another’s videos — mostly Charlie Berens, Myles of YouBetcha, DudeDad, and sometimes the Holderness Family. Big fan of Charlie Berens. If he ever comes southward he’ll be the first comedian I watch on stage.

(3) Christoph Waltz in Inglorious Basterds. I’ve only watched the movie once, but I rewatch Waltz’ scenes frequently.

(4) “Return to Me”, Mafia 2. So….I’m a big Dean Martin fan. When I finally played Mafia 2, I hurt myself laughing at this scene. For context, three mafiosi have just finished burying a body and at least two of them are very drunk.

Vito: Oh, God. Poor Dino.

(5) Mozart improvising, Amadeus. I know it’s just a movie and the producers actually used a simplified version of Salieri’s actual piece rather than the real thing to enhance Mozart’s genius, but I’m always enthralled by seeing the Muse at work. Also, F. Murray Abraham is one of my favorites.

(6) “Not Now, Phelps!” Super serious 1940s detective game meets….VR and gamers determined to break it.

(7) “Play the Sunset”, Mr. Holland’s Opus. The movie is a touching one about teaching and the power of mentors and music. I loved this movie long before I watched it, purely for the strength of scenes like this.

(8) The Virtual University: Marcus Aurelius. This is the first in a five-part series that I have saved to my phone. It remains one of the best lectures I’ve ever heard on youtube, and I’ve listened to it again and again over the last 15 years. Unfortunately, the professor — Michael S. something — has since passed on.

(9) Bug in Mouth Disease, Homestar Runner. When Homestar Runner hit the scene in the early 2000s, I was one of those teenagers who spent 5-10 minutes on a dial-up connection faithful waiting for the latest cartoon to load.

(10) Sgt Major Sixta

This’n’s got some language.

PO-LICE THAT MOOSTACHE!

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Operation Underworld

In New York harbor,  one of the largest and fastest passenger ships ever built lies on its side, a victim of fire. French-built, the United States seized the Normandie after France fell to Hitler and renamed it the Lafayette, intending it as a troopship to help recover Europe from tyranny.  Now, those plans were as defunct as the French defense in  spring 1940.  How could such a great ship flounder so quickly?    Spies, perhaps?   With German u-boats patrolling off the eastern seaboard, it wasn’t implausible that agents were snuck on shore –  and it was even more plausible that German or Italian immigrants sympathetic to their home countries might aid and abet from inside America!   The docks were obviously low-hanging fruit, and they were largely controlled by the Italian-American mafia – would it be possible for Navy intelligence to enlist their aid? It wasn’t as if Mussolini was a friend to the Mafia, after all: he’d persecuted their counterparts in Sicily vigorously.  As it happened, the leader of the Syndicate in America, Charles Luciano, was in prison for his prostitution racket – and ready to make a deal.  Operation Underworld is a mostly interesting if flawed history of both  the mob’s role in helping the Navy secure the New York waterfront,  and the Army in preparing for an invasion of Sicily.  Its chief merit lies in that its subject is largely unexplored by anyone else, but it suffers from repetition, informality, and taking legends as fact.

When I’d run across Operation Underworld mentions in previous books,  the information available  was so slight as to leave the impression that Mafia soldiers themselves were actively working dock security for the Navy. The truth is a bit different: the Mafia  effectively controlled the docks through control of the unions through which the docks operated,  and the union leadership was only happy to help Navy Intelligence by creating Union memberships and jobs for government agents. This started off slow, at first, but allowed the g-men to create a network of patriotic fishermen and dockworkers who pledged to keep their eyes and ears open for anything hinky.  One man did catch some German agents changing clothes on a beach, but ultimately the Navy deep-sixed their concern that German subs were being resupplied by parties in North America. Instead, the subs were being resupplied at sea by “milk cow” subs – though that doesn’t explain the presence of  consumer goods sold only in the US aboard some German subs.    Because many mafiosi like Luciano had contacts in Italy, they were also able to produce information that might be helpful to planning an invasion of Sicily and southern Italy.

As far as the unique content goes, it’s interesting enough — and I say that as someone who has interests in both the Mafia and WW2, so those who don’t may be less impressed. The author frequently revisits the backstory of Luciano, Lansky, etc, telling the story of their rise to power. This could be criticized as unnecessary bloat, but it did punctuate a stream of legal meetings and phone calls with occasional excitement like assassinations. Unfortunately, that adds its own problems: Black repeats legends like “The Night of the Sicilian Vespers” like they were facts. This, combined with his all-too-frequent and constantly repeated use of nicknames gives the book an unprofessional and sometimes sensationalistic air. Although I enjoyed this for its unique content, given how much of the text is accounts of meetings — meetings between lawyers and feds, meetings between lawyers and mafiosi, between mafiosi and mafiosi, etc — it took me longer than expected to get through.

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