A few years ago I watched an eerie compilation of local newscasters from around the United States all reading the same exact script. I don’t think this is the same video, but it has the same creep-inducing effect.
A comedian-singer named Remy produced a mocking take on televised news (with CNN as its specific target) that highlights the inanity of the 24/7 news cycle, with its barrage of unrelated topics and superficial treatment.
Journalist: What I mean is / while we’re reading these trivial mysteries/ People are dying, we’re losing our liberty / They’re inside our — what?! Isn’t that banned?
Anchor: Inside our hardware. I understand! Well, they could be inside your phone at this very moment /
Anchor: — Pokemon! This town’s p-