Yesterday I finished my last read for 2012, which was…Twilight. Yes, the sparkly-vampires-playing-baseball book. I read it as a joke. It turned out to be a rather mean joke on myself, because it consisted of 400 pages of two lovesick teenagers emoting over one another — “Oh, Edward!” / “I can barely restrain myself from jumping your bones!” — 30 pages of suspenseful action, and then ten more pages of emoting. I read the book out of curiosity; though familiar with some of the criticisms levied against it (like it condoning sketchy behavior), I prefer seeing things for myself. But this was…bad. Worse than Angels and Demons, and even worse than Left Behind. Things happened in Left Behind. This is such a very large book of gush, of lingering descriptions about Edward’s chest, and embarrassing displays of intense emotion that aren’t in the least believable and scream wish fulfillment. And I’m told — by a fan of the books — that the sequel is even less eventful.
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I unfortunately bought Twilight before (unfortunately) seeing the movie. I was planning to read it during my upcoming Vampire set of books. Maybe I'll have to think about it now….. [grin]
How's your tolerance for pain?
(I suppose it would be useful to read for comparative purposes. “To be a good vampire novel, don't resemble this book in any form!”)
It might make an 'interesting' comparison to the other 9 books I intend reading (including Bram Stoker)….and I *do* so like a challenge!
Maybe I'll do something bad before hand and read it as a penance?
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